InvidiaRed
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Never trust any book with a tagline or summary of this would make Lovecraft scared.
Lovecraft is not a viable reference of fear. Man was afraid of Penguins, Air Conditioners and the Welsh.
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Lemme see if I can find it again. It was an indiebook @BronxWench
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That’s the truth. My man is afraid of tofu. My dad once screamed like a girl because a cicada jumped on him and he couldn’t get it off. One of my exes was afraid of soap, judging by how he stank, and another told me he was afraid of nail clippers. True fears are nonsensical and don’t make good writing.
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But have you seen those air-conditioned Welsh Penguins? The ancient texts of Tim the Enchanter describe the least of those evil monsters as being fully one hundred times more evil-tempered and bloodthirsty than the Monster of Caerbannog! The Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch would bounce off, and Niiese Shrubberies don’t even slow them down!
