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I got called an old fogey today And this was my response.

"Come dance in the rain!" Says the braggart to the fool. "Come dance in the rain tis only water." And yet the fool remains indoors. "Yet, water isn't yellow." States the fool to the braggart. Angered by this observation for to the braggart water from above had always been yellow. "You'll miss your chance to dance in the rain and then you'll be sorry." For why would an old fogy not want to dance in the rain? It was warm never realizing rain is supposed to be cold. So the fool responds "And I shall indeed dance in the rain." As the fool bolts the door. The braggart sighs in dismay why won't the fool come out to play? Lifts his head up and catches the last few bitter drops on his tongue before he departs to look for an axe. Somewhere above the sound of thunder that was actually a zipper resounds. The giant departs contented for having "watered" the amusing little creatures below and sees the clouds rolling in. "Its going to rain." Says the giant and then it does and the fool unbolts the door and dances in the cool refreshing rain that the braggart misses entirely for he is off looking for an axe to break down fool's door.