taker

Oscar Gutierrez Rubio (AKA Rey Mysterio Jr.)

7390 (True Count) or 7048 (Screwed up count)

Not Guilty: I'd only give myself 10/90 chance of eating with my special gal. Otherwise most likely won't. Guilty or Not Guilty: thinks "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovich is better than "Riding Dirty" by Chamillionaire.

Heather Locklear (SP? I know her name begins with an L)

|\|3\/3|2!11 I mean NEVER! 7380

IT'S YOU! HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. Now I'll phrase the title of one of the songs I like in a question... I always get what I want?

Neither have I, but I have seen my friend do that. Not only did he get slapped in teh face, but also got a Public Indecency Charge and a Sexual Assualt or Sexual Harassment charge. That was a great Black Sunday. I have never not laughed at a friends foley such as teh one above.

^ Needs to pay attention to detail. < Wishes there was a flaming sub forum that has the post count off to truely make people laugh. V Disagrees with me because they're the Blue Meanie.

Choose not to notice that I have between 0-10 / 300 skill in recongizing women on line. Also laughs because I can not under stand her species in the least.

That's your dream baby to watch that BOT... I'd roughly have to say yes I would. Although once I post the yaoi parts of my story DEMONS, I'd then have to say no. Not because I'm sexually insecure, I'm really comfortable with mine, I'm just not into men by any means. Guilty or Not Guilty: You actuall read and under stood what I just said.

BZZT! Wrong! You ARE NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Leon

Kevin Nash (who was Kevin Nash in WCW, WWF, TNA, was "The Russain" in The Punisher, one of the repo men in "Grandma's Boy" and was Super Shreder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.)

Not Guilty: I couldn't climb a tree to save my life. Guilty or Not Guilty: Has particpated in a real life yaoi scene or has watched said Yaoi scene in person, despite being a female outcast.

^ Has yet to notice I leave the light on for him.

^ Doesn't realize, I'm not spilling that secret. < Is listening Longing by Gackt. V Is a stupid head.

I have owned 7 copies of said book, but I lost all 7 copies. I have never tapped a woman on her shoulder with The Bishop. Here's a clue: The Bishop isn't the name of either of my hands.

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON! My question is going to be that of my grandfather Shamis Griffin said one day, here's it in story form. Wife: TAKE OUT THE DAMN TRASH! *Three babyies begin crying* Shamis: WHY?

THE NUMBER SHOULD BE EQUAL TO THE POST COUNT! 7378

Easy, my image is 200 too wide to use. Nuff said. I don't have PSP either, so I cann't make my own siggies.

Trust me. This si what happen when insomnia and two guys bored will create. I was talking with my friend Akiragale over AIM. He was thinking about writing an original or fan fiction, cann't remember. Here it is. Check it out. Letting you know: if you know ANYTHING about me I HATE Mew Mew Power/Tokyo Mew Mew with a passion that transcends all notions of good and evil. RealGateGuardian (5:48:13 AM): aye *runs and drops kicks and old woman in the face in celebration* akiragale582 (5:48:25 AM): Like for instance akiragale582 (5:50:12 AM): A young man is walking along the street reading the new book he recently bought at his local bookstore. Continuing his slow stride down the street he feels a shoulder meet his, gasping his new book flies from his hands into a mud puddle near the stormdrain, "The hell?" he questions looking up. akiragale582 (5:50:29 AM): And then you get something like this just for slapstick funny RealGateGuardian (5:51:26 AM): I'm suddenly in the mood to watch Mew Mew Power adn Teknoman. Fucked up I'm feeling. akiragale582 (5:52:34 AM): "AHHHHH MY EYES!" The young man screams rubbing his eyes instensly. A young blonde woman stands there blowing as hard as she can on his eyes "I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW THE CAN WAS FULL!" she begins flailing her arms in worry. "YOU FUCKING MACED ME!" he shouts once again only to be met with the comeback "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FULL! IT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE!" RealGateGuardian (5:53:45 AM): heh RealGateGuardian (5:54:08 AM): Over this interview is *Yoda disappears* akiragale582 (5:54:16 AM): haha RealGateGuardian (5:55:05 AM): "This... this horror is a tragedy. I can assure, the Jedi Council had no knowledge of this atrocity, now that we do. It will be taken care of promptly." Mace Windo points out a pressman in the audience RealGateGuardian (5:55:23 AM): "MASTER WINDU! Do you believe the Jedi's who commited these autrocities deserve to die?" The man asks RealGateGuardian (5:55:47 AM): "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" Mace jumps up answering most angrily RealGateGuardian (5:56:01 AM): Err sorry, Dave Chappelle moment. Watched that episde 29 times in a row akiragale582 (5:57:28 AM): Kit Fisto runs up force pushes Windu in the nearest wall giving the shit eating grin he laughs then runs off. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I HOPE THAT FUCKER DIES! I HOPE HE DIES AND BURNS IN HELL!" Windu screams lighting a newport. RealGateGuardian (5:58:28 AM): A man with brown hair appears. "Um sir, you star cruiser was wreched..." He pinots out Kit Fisto and Windu's cruisers are burning RealGateGuardian (5:58:59 AM): Gawd my speeling s0xkz akiragale582 (6:00:07 AM): Yoda is seen by oncoming reporters with a bomd detonator as well as a shit eating grin on his face. "Me, you will not fuck with anymore Windu master. RealGateGuardian (6:01:48 AM): Mace Windu begins gong on a homicdal rampage, killing Yoda, Kit Fisto, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Julious Cæsar, porky pig, Janis Joplin, Adolt Hilter, Jesus, Ghandi, The Easter Bunny. My uncle Dave, your uncle dave. EVERY BODIES UNCLE DAVE! RealGateGuardian (6:02:17 AM): Ashton Kutcher hids heind a rock, pissing his patns with Demi Moore. "That was not supposed to happen! He was just getting PUNK'D!" akiragale582 (6:04:28 AM): Bruce Willis steps out from the shadows a cigarette in his lips. "Yippy ki ay motherfuckers" he smirks pressing the button on a small control panel on his hand. A large explosion comes from under Ashton and Demi, sending them both sky high. RealGateGuardian (6:05:00 AM): Nelson spots the explosion, raises his arm and laughs "HA HA!" akiragale582 (6:06:45 AM): A gunshot is heard as Nelson brains explode from his head as Bruce Willis blows the smoke from a gun. "Fuck, and you." RealGateGuardian (6:07:24 AM): MEANWHILE IN THE LOW BUDGETED SPACE AREA THING a crappily drawn 3rd grade Enterprise is show. RealGateGuardian (6:07:43 AM): "SIR this is horrible. The floors need waxing!" A 1LT comes running up to his Captain. RealGateGuardian (6:08:00 AM): "DIVERT ALL POWERS TO DESTROYING THE FLOORS AND ALL THE LIFE ON BOARD!" The Captain orders RealGateGuardian (6:08:32 AM): George Taki appears "Negative captain. Enemy approaching." RealGateGuardian (6:08:45 AM): "Really? Ahh damnit. Put it on screen." The Captain is pissed RealGateGuardian (6:09:07 AM): "Main Screen Turn On." THE captian rips the Skull of the man from Zero WIng out of his head. RealGateGuardian (6:09:19 AM): "Anyone else feel like referencing old crap?" The captain looks around RealGateGuardian (6:09:38 AM): "I DO." Christopher Titus boldly states. The Captain drop kicks Titus' chest. RealGateGuardian (6:09:45 AM): "JUST PUT IT ON THE SCREEN!" The captain orders RealGateGuardian (6:10:10 AM): Mace windu flies at the ship "YOU MUTHA FUCKAS ARE DIEING BITCHES!" Him and his light saber fly quicly to them akiragale582 (6:10:20 AM): Captain Thongman walks out wearing nothing but a bright purple thong. "Did someone make an appointment for a massage, with happy ending today?" he question. RealGateGuardian (6:10:39 AM): "HE'LL DESTROY US ALL! rasie the shields and shoot him down." The captian orders RealGateGuardian (6:11:07 AM): George Taki nods smiling and looking most interest at Cpt. Thongman. "No, also he's breached the shields and all the weapons are offline. Yes, Captain Thongman, I did." RealGateGuardian (6:11:19 AM): "I fucking hate this show." The captain says as mace Windu destroys the ship. akiragale582 (6:11:50 AM): Small stick man walks out. "Wtf mate?" RealGateGuardian (6:11:56 AM): A board the high budget of space, Gene Starwind notices the attack. "The hell do you think that was Jim?" He looks over into the slight explosion. RealGateGuardian (6:12:37 AM): "I don't know Gene, we better check it out." James Hawking blows off the question with a answer Gene will take. RealGateGuardian (6:13:24 AM): "Whatever I'm going to bang the hell out of Melfina." Gene leaves his seat. RealGateGuardian (6:13:42 AM): "YOU BIG JERK! Why don't you do some work!" Jim jumps out point angrily at Gene. RealGateGuardian (6:14:15 AM): "I tell you what, since you'll be alone in here with Aisha and Suzuka, when I return tell me what happens." Gene leaves the room. James follows. RealGateGuardian (6:14:41 AM): "The hell is wrong with you! They're my friends and I'm STILL A KID!" James head butts Gene stomache. RealGateGuardian (6:15:02 AM): "Oww... Then become a man and tell me how it feels. Or watch me and Melfina." Gene smiles sarcastically holding his stomach. RealGateGuardian (6:15:25 AM): "You know that doesn't interest me! I don't like Melfina. I like you though." Jim kisses Gene. Gene returns his kiss. RealGateGuardian (6:15:42 AM): "It'll be fun." James helps up Gene. RealGateGuardian (6:15:56 AM): "What ever. You're just afraid of me and your friend of course." akiragale582 (6:15:58 AM): Yerr fucked up RealGateGuardian (6:16:01 AM): Jim nudges his leg akiragale582 (6:16:05 AM): I'm not even reading half this akiragale582 (6:16:07 AM): haha RealGateGuardian (6:16:27 AM): "No I'm very sexually insecure. Every time I have sex, it with the lights off." Gene walks away very disappointingly/ RealGateGuardian (6:16:35 AM): It's fucked up but damnit I'm laughing here. RealGateGuardian (6:16:59 AM): I'm going to hell for everything I said. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! And we know Hell's a dry town :-( RealGateGuardian (6:17:14 AM): Wait you don't believe in Hell, you'll just cease exsisting. DAMNIT! RealGateGuardian (6:18:10 AM): read a part or two. You'll see how fucked up I am. It's funny RealGateGuardian (6:18:43 AM): Come on! Horny Adult Male living with a little kid that's NOT his brother? How much more of a Gay Pedophiliac can Gene Starwind be? akiragale582 (6:19:29 AM): Wow akiragale582 (6:19:35 AM): You are one fucked puppy. RealGateGuardian (6:19:48 AM): :-D Which part is the most fucked up part? RealGateGuardian (6:20:15 AM): I haven't slept in FOUR DAYS! :-D akiragale582 (6:20:18 AM): Most everything? RealGateGuardian (6:20:28 AM): Okay that's an acceptable answer RealGateGuardian (6:21:48 AM): Everything from Windu's attack on the shitty ship to my theory on Gene being a Gay Pedophiac or from Gene telling Jim to nail a half cat-half woman and a psychotic woman with him intimately kissing Gne and Gene returning the kiss to my theory? akiragale582 (6:22:16 AM): haha RealGateGuardian (6:23:40 AM): I notice alot of things. Ringo from Teknoman (or Tekkaman Blade if you're 1337) is a leacherous guy who even in the first episode in a show meant for kids is talking about flying away with Star (Ringo? Star? CELEBRITY REFERENCE!) and make their own Garden of Eden which'll include A LOT of incest in order to repopulate humans. RealGateGuardian (6:25:05 AM): Snuffy the elephant on Seasome Street is a blow addict, Bert and Earnie are a FLAMINGLY gay couple that has yet to come out the closet, the Count's a vampire, odds are he KILLS people for sustance, don't get me started on the Cookie Monster or Grocho in the Garbage Can RealGateGuardian (6:25:40 AM): taker/phil notices A LOT of things akiragale582 (6:26:04 AM): hahaha RealGateGuardian (6:26:28 AM): See told ya Good news: This was a little over a week ago. Bad news: I haven't slept in two days. quick question: Do any of you know if I'm Akira or RGG? :-p

La-who-ze-herz peole who act alike those. I wish I was still military so I could ignore them and only pay attention to my comanding officers.

Are you a proctologist? I'm just playing with the original rules that you're supposed to say you did. I have swam butt ass neked with a pork chop around my neck and swam with sharks. I have Never nver never not been a fan of Avril Lavigne, especially that I don't don't think she's hotter as a blonde and not a brunette. (Even though she was really pretty as a Brunette, she's now really hot)

Not Guilty MSN that has IM Savers proove that. Guilty or Not Guitly: Has stolen something in their life.

DING DING! You win on Family Fued! Leonhart. BTW check out Redsliver, I found him

BZZT WRONG! YOu lost on the Price Is Right. RedSliver or Red Silver which ever. One of them is red mineral and the other is a card in MTG. Eitherway he/she's going ot be next.