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Good news, day 3: Scientists have discovered a class of molecules that appear to regenerate tooth pulp. This could make root canals obsolete. https://www.newsweek.com/teeth-pulp-regeneration-replace-root-canal-dentist-1849164

That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo out in the hallway and realize, oh, no, it’s just the Velcro cat wailing pitifully because you locked him out of the office. Woozle. Because of course, it’s Woozle. Never mind that I locked him out because I have cramps, a headache, and writer’s block, and I don’t feel up to fending off his usual shenanigans. By Shenanigans, I mean shaking slobber everywhere, whining, trying to insinuate his fat butt between the desk and my rack, and trying to scale Mount Mom’s-Desk and causing a landslide. Kid, Mama needs to work! Stay in your box!