The state of the world has finally convinced me: humans are too ridiculous for words.
From here on out, I choose to identify as a porg...
...because I, too, am small, awkward, chunky, incredibly useless, frequently in the way, and undeniably adorable, and I, too, make obnoxious sounds to communicate with others of my species.
only good thing that is happenening in 2020 is that all walmarts are closed on thanksgiving and there might not be a black friday this year! thats kinda sad not that i think about it, but eh!