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This just in: some school districts in the US are banning books about cats. Apparently, somebody needs to have a chat with the administration and tell them those books “aren’t about that kind of pussy.”
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It’s getting weird out there, and not even a fun weird. Recently I started coming across a conspiracy theory about lead paint being banned “because it blocks the invisible weapons the government uses to control people,” and my eyebrows became one with my hairline. Every time I run across it, I just think, “you ate the paint chips, didn’t you.” 🤨 Besides, if the government could control everyone, they would spend a lot less time trying to rein in crime, misinformation, and everything in between, and Texas wouldn’t petition to secede from the union every few years.
Albert Einstein said, “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” I just keep forgetting that.
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I am laughing because the alternative is that I cry and try to murder my liver with oceans of Islay single malt.
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Only sign of intelligence right now seems to be in somebody’s head (talking about the worm).