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Hi Chevy Volt, groin/mons is an option. I'll add it to the list. Breast - 1 vote Tramp stamp - 1 vote Ass - 2 votes Groin/mons - 1 vote
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Hi again, if we’re limiting the placements to those three places, I’ll vote tramp stamp, but if I could add her mons or groin to the options, that’d be fun
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Chapter 238 is posted, beginning the Natalie Saga! I hope you all enjoy! I shall be taking tomorrow off to celebrate my birthday (man, I remember turning 24 back on the blue site when the story was still young!) but then I will be back to work as soon as I can! I hope you all are taking care and having a good summer!
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Looking forward to the next chapter.
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old website died a while ago. what happened to it, due-pay or internet police smashing it?
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Hi Guest, thanks for the vote. Ass tattoo in the lead. Breast - 1 vote Ass - 2 votes Tramp stamp - 1 vote
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Please delete my account and any stories on it. Thank you Sheiladine https://members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296992380&view=story
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ok! I vote for the ass tattoo then!
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HiGuest, not really the aesthetic I'm going for, but feel free to vote for one of the other options.
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R.I.P prince of darkness! Ozzy Osbourne
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Maybe an asshole tattoo?? Like kittyjaguar
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When I was a kid, one of my favorite (age-appropriate and modern) books described a place as “a screen door town.” The explanation was that every time something happened, no matter how trivial or innocuous, every screen door up and down the street would open and slam shut twice in a ripple effect—once when the occupants came out to snoop, and again when, having discovered it was unimportant, they went back inside.
Last year, Cold and I moved into “a lawnmower neighborhood”—meaning every day, there’s at least one person outside mowing somewhere on the block, and most days, their neighbors join in whether or not they need to mow, and the ripple travels further and further until everyone in earshot is mowing. Cold and I sleep during the day and we can only deal with the lawn very early or on his days off, so the constant mowing is a sore point.
Well, earlier today, I heard the mowing start up again while I was trying to drudge through beta-reading a chapter from someone who might not have proofread first. As close as the mower sounded, I figured it must be that one neighbor who has an overpowered mower and an undersized lawn. I suffered through reading the same sentence half a dozen times, then stormed into the kitchen to get some tea and wait it out. When I heard Cold come through the door, I started ranting about “whatever asshole is mowing this time can kiss my ass” and a few things otherwise.
Then I saw him and I froze. My husband was sweaty and covered in grass clippings. “Hello,” he said. “My name is Asshole. I mowed your lawn. Prepare to give me butt.”
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Update: I’m a mature, semi-well-adjusted adult, so I’m responding to this awkwardness in the most mature and reasonable way possible: playing opera show tunes in the kitchen and singing along…loudly.
I sing like someone stuffed a cat in a burlap bag and tossed it in a metal garbage can to duke it out with a deaf coyote. Send prayers for hubby. 🥰
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I must tell you Cold is utterly brilliant, and your response was sublime.
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He loves saying he’s an idiot, and sometimes the things he does make me wonder how he’s still breathing; then he comes out with something like this (and the Schroedinger’s bi line) and I wonder if it’s all just his way of making sure he’s always underestimated. (And thanks!)
