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20 minutes ago, mastershakeme said:

I kinda expect more of us are kinker than we let on! What kinda ‘horrific’ content have you attempted? I suspect some of the people writing these off the wall, disturbing fics, are like closet maniacs :P I’m crazy in my own way, but…. I’ve got no murder fantasies bouncing around in my noggin, it’s mostly soppy romance junk! Lol, yay! 

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It’s kind of funny because some of my partner’s previous coworkers were like “I bet [Keltiel] is super vanilla in bed.”. He came home and told me and we had a big laugh about it because we’ve roleplayed way worse things than I’ve written on here so far. But I feel like, for the most part, the people who write on AFF are just everyday people who, in reality, would never indulge in the things they write about. I think that's why I like AFF so much, it's a place where you can read or write about your wildest thoughts or fantasies without (much) judgement. Sure, there are probably a small few who are legitimately… “troubled” but that’s true of any population.

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2 hours ago, mastershakeme said:

I looooooove Mpreg :P Idk. I’m attempting my first one now, but I haven’t gotten him preggers yet! Awwwww, it’s so adorable!

OhhhhH! What’s a shifter? Are we talking wolves here?

I kinda expect more of us are kinker than we let on! What kinda ‘horrific’ content have you attempted? I suspect some of the people writing these off the wall, disturbing fics, are like closet maniacs :P I’m crazy in my own way, but…. I’ve got no murder fantasies bouncing around in my noggin, it’s mostly soppy romance junk! Lol, yay! 

No, not wolves, an ancient race of giant alien seahorse shifters. :D

I’m not sure most would find it horrific (it’s tame compared to some things I’ve read) but I managed to weave together a little bit of necrophilia (just a tad, the guy was alive when they started), kidnapping (not an actual kid though), rape, torture (physical, mental and sexual), murder and to top it off squished a new born baby’s head...oh and mustn’t forget the dog… Yeah, Backdoor Politics was one of the uglier things I’ve written. It’s no longer posted because it’s being published by a publisher who likes those sorts of twisted tales.

And there’s nothing wrong with soppy romance junk! I tend to write a bunch of that sort of thing too. :P

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8 hours ago, CL Mustafic said:

No, not wolves, an ancient race of giant alien seahorse shifters. :D

I’m not sure most would find it horrific (it’s tame compared to some things I’ve read) but I managed to weave together a little bit of necrophilia (just a tad, the guy was alive when they started), kidnapping (not an actual kid though), rape, torture (physical, mental and sexual), murder and to top it off squished a new born baby’s head...oh and mustn’t forget the dog… Yeah, Backdoor Politics was one of the uglier things I’ve written. It’s no longer posted because it’s being published by a publisher who likes those sorts of twisted tales.

And there’s nothing wrong with soppy romance junk! I tend to write a bunch of that sort of thing too. :P

Whoa... I'm just speechless. Just hearing you talk about your work is inspiring! You're sending out waves of insane creativity!!! You sound a little crazy, lady, but I'm loving it!

OK, I want to see these seahorse shifters too :-P

And if you like romance, then you are speaking my kinda language! Whoot Whoot! 

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10 hours ago, Keltiel said:

It’s kind of funny because some of my partner’s previous coworkers were like “I bet [Keltiel] is super vanilla in bed.”. He came home and told me and we had a big laugh about it because we’ve roleplayed way worse things than I’ve written on here so far. But I feel like, for the most part, the people who write on AFF are just everyday people who, in reality, would never indulge in the things they write about. I think that's why I like AFF so much, it's a place where you can read or write about your wildest thoughts or fantasies without (much) judgement. Sure, there are probably a small few who are legitimately… “troubled” but that’s true of any population.

That's ADORABLE @Keltiel!!!! Omg! Now I'm imaging you and your ex laughing while you're tied up in crazy bondage or something!!! Then he cracks the whip and PLAY TIMES OVER! Lol sorry, I'm easily amused ^_^

Also, I really appreciate your assessment of AFF. I think you're right, this place, the fourm especially, is populated with people you can *talk* to. I'm feeling comfortable here :lol:. I think the creepy stories I'm referring to (which aren't even posted here) and which MAY in fact be written by psychos,  are the peeps I'm afraid to meet :-P But you never know, I was afraid to meet ya'll and you guys are turning out to be... Awesome!!! 

 

 

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12 hours ago, Keltiel said:

It’s kind of funny because some of my partner’s previous coworkers were like “I bet [Keltiel] is super vanilla in bed.”. He came home and told me and we had a big laugh about it because we’ve roleplayed way worse things than I’ve written on here so far. But I feel like, for the most part, the people who write on AFF are just everyday people who, in reality, would never indulge in the things they write about. I think that's why I like AFF so much, it's a place where you can read or write about your wildest thoughts or fantasies without (much) judgement. Sure, there are probably a small few who are legitimately… “troubled” but that’s true of any population.

That’s why I like AFF so much too. Like with all the fucked up things I’ve read here, I’ve never genuinely thought “this person has stray cat carcasses under their bed.” I like to think if I read something a real psychopath has written, I’d instinctively know (I’m probably wrong, but I trust my instincts anyway.) But the more twisted your writing, the more human and relatable you seem. The more disturbing your writing, the more I admire you. (I didn’t glance in @JayDee’s direction there, I swear.) 

Maybe I’m weird, but super vanilla stuff where there’s a lot of overt romance and serenading and “I love you so much let me toss flower petals all over your squishy bits while you act super coy and/or helpless” creeps me out way more than tentacle porn and zombie rape. 

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18 minutes ago, CloverReef said:

That’s why I like AFF so much too. Like with all the fucked up things I’ve read here, I’ve never genuinely thought “this person has stray cat carcasses under their bed.” I like to think if I read something a real psychopath has written, I’d instinctively know (I’m probably wrong, but I trust my instincts anyway.) But the more twisted your writing, the more human and relatable you seem. The more disturbing your writing, the more I admire you. (I didn’t glance in Jaydee’s direction there, I swear.) 

Maybe I’m weird, but super vanilla stuff where there’s a lot of overt romance and serenading and “I love you so much let me toss flower petals all over your squishy bits while you act super coy and/or helpless” creeps me out way more than tentacle porn and zombie rape. 

Awww, now I’m afraid my sex scenes were too tame for you :P Sadly, the worst reviews I ever got were because of the mental abuse I put my characters through in a past story. I think it kind of reflects my state of mind, I’m just more willing to put up with abuse in relationships. Like a character of mine systematically broke his ‘bf’ down, physically abused him and outted him to his family. Oh and then he had him raped as a punishment for straying lol and they ended up together in the end… Oops! 

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8 hours ago, CL Mustafic said:

And there’s nothing wrong with soppy romance junk! I tend to write a bunch of that sort of thing too. :P

Me too! Though when I read romance oriented fics, I tend to get bored with long fics if they’re JUST romance (short fluffy fics are cool though). But a long fic, especially if it’s set in Potterverse or some similar fandom, really needs some sort of adventuresome plot to keep my attention all the way through. So all of my own fics tend to reflect that.

10 minutes ago, CloverReef said:

Maybe I’m weird, but super vanilla stuff where there’s a lot of overt romance and serenading and “I love you so much let me toss flower petals all over your squishy bits while you act super coy and/or helpless” creeps me out way more than tentacle porn and zombie rape. 

Well, when you put it that way (“...while you act super coy and/or helpless...”), yeah, that sounds really creepy… :lol: 

...and kind of makes me think of all the OoC!Draco/OoC!Hermione fics in which they actually fall for each other. Personally, I would rather read a fic which is closer to canon!Draco and canon!Hermione in which Draco becomes a rapist and Hermione still hates him, because that’s the only thing I can take half-way seriously as being a credible take-off from canon. Same goes for Snamione fics. I’d rather read evil!Snape, innocent!Hermione fics than one where they actually fall in love

But there’s a weird balance for me, I don’t like rape/noncon fics with brutalisation (bone-breaking, punching, knocking out teeth, blood etc), though some BDSM fics are fine for me otherwise (I like one of Wildkitsune’s in particular). 

And personally, I’m a huge fan of tentacle porn. I even managed to work in a (totally consensual) tentacle porn scene into Hermione’s Furry Little Problem. But ultimately, even though I enjoy some of the moderately darker stuff, and have written some pretty nasty stuff in notebooks, I figure there’s such an overabundance of Dark stuff online, that I’d rather post something positive that reflects my actual values rather than my weirder kinks. There’s still plenty of “excitement” for me in writing “first-times” and horny consenting teens discovering all of the fun things they can do together, especially in compromising moments where they might be caught in the act—mainly because there’s still a horny 11-13 year old lurking in my brain who just wants to be 13 and rediscover it all over again. 

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21 minutes ago, mastershakeme said:

Awww, now I’m afraid my sex scenes were too tame for you :P Sadly, the worst reviews I ever got were because of the mental abuse I put my characters through in a past story. I think it kind of reflects my state of mind, I’m just more willing to put up with abuse in relationships. Like a character of mine systematically broke his ‘bf’ down, physically abused him and outted him to his family. Oh and then he had him raped as a punishment for straying lol and they ended up together in the end… Oops! 

Don’t get me wrong, I like romance too! Tame stuff can be fun (Though what you described didn’t sound tame at all!) It’s just the overly cheesy stuff that makes me uncomfortable lol. 

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29 minutes ago, CloverReef said:

Don’t get me wrong, I like romance too! Tame stuff can be fun (Though what you described didn’t sound tame at all!) It’s just the overly cheesy stuff that makes me uncomfortable lol. 

Hahaha! I let @sweetmamajama scare me off my more darker urges in my current story… I’m still recovering :P It’s cool to know I can go a little off the wall again once I’m done. I’m gonna do it! Rape for everyone!!!

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10 minutes ago, mastershakeme said:

Hahaha! I let @sweetmamajama scare me off my more darker urges in my current story… I’m still recovering :P It’s cool to know I can go a little off the wall again once I’m done. I’m gonna do it! Rape for everyone!!!

Hell yeah! Embrace your dark side! 

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1 hour ago, CloverReef said:

Maybe I’m weird, but super vanilla stuff where there’s a lot of overt romance and serenading and “I love you so much let me toss flower petals all over your squishy bits while you act super coy and/or helpless” creeps me out way more than tentacle porn and zombie rape. 

 

1 hour ago, mastershakeme said:

Awww, now I’m afraid my sex scenes were too tame for you :P Sadly, the worst reviews I ever got were because of the mental abuse I put my characters through in a past story. I think it kind of reflects my state of mind, I’m just more willing to put up with abuse in relationships. Like a character of mine systematically broke his ‘bf’ down, physically abused him and outted him to his family. Oh and then he had him raped as a punishment for straying lol and they ended up together in the end… Oops! 

Lol.  Not just you, MSM.  Mine, too.  Mine, too.  Mine are probably some of the tamest...  (Should that be maybe with an L?...) that CR has read.  And probably a few other people have read...  But, that said, the question is always: Is this in character for them?  Because if you have a set characterization and you change Sexy Time (...) to appease one person and it contradicts established story...  Then,to me, that's not a good thing. 

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Every time I write a blowjob, which is seldom.  I don’t particularly enjoy receiving them, so it’s always a bit of a struggle to capture the feeling of someone who does.  (Clarification: I don’t hate them; they’re just kinda “meh,” at most useful as foreplay.)

Also, anything on the BDSM spectrum – I think I’ve written one scene that vaguely qualifies, and it was a fantasy while the character was getting her rocks off.

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1 hour ago, mastershakeme said:

Hahaha! I let @sweetmamajama scare me off my more darker urges in my current story… I’m still recovering :P It’s cool to know I can go a little off the wall again once I’m done. I’m gonna do it! Rape for everyone!!!

Well I'm not against u going nuts (my stuff can get crazy too) but it is my job say my opinion and pointing out instances where something doesn't fit with already established stuff.So I encourage u to do it if that's what you want, but I probably wont wanna read it, cuz that's not really what I'm looking for.I have enough fucked up shit in my head as it is! I don't need urs too!

And that's fine, to each their own

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52 minutes ago, Tcr said:

 Because if you have a set characterization and you change Sexy Time (...) to appease one person and it contradicts established story...  Then,to me, that's not a good thing.

I have to respectfully disagree, good sir. Everyone should be writing solely to appease me. 

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2 hours ago, CloverReef said:

I have to respectfully disagree, good sir. Everyone should be writing solely to appease me. 

I’ll keep that in mind, maybe I have to write an M/M pirate horror just for you ;)

(That actually sounds kind of fun, I’ll let you know if it happens)

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4 hours ago, sweetmamajama said:

Well I'm not against u going nuts (my stuff can get crazy too) but it is my job say my opinion and pointing out instances where something doesn't fit with already established stuff.So I encourage u to do it if that's what you want, but I probably wont wanna read it, cuz that's not really what I'm looking for.I have enough fucked up shit in my head as it is! I don't need urs too!

And that's fine, to each their own

Well, if it doesn’t fit, rewrite the rest of the story until it does! :P

(Actually, truth be told, I am – new mechanic to point out some idiosyncrasy/hypocrisy to the world I’m creating.)

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6 hours ago, Keltiel said:

I’ll keep that in mind, maybe I have to write an M/M pirate horror just for you ;)

(That actually sounds kind of fun, I’ll let you know if it happens)

Just the thought made the little bloody thing in my chest flutter a little! I’d read the hell out of that shit! 

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On 6/5/2017 at 10:16 AM, mastershakeme said:

WOW….. I’m so sorry to hear about that news. I hope everything is ok, but I won’t say anymore on this public forum.

Anywho, we all need a bag of chips and a little caffeine from time to time :P I struggle with emotional eating, because I’m a girl lol! Actually, I’m gonna go have some buttery noodles right now! Carbs are my go to comfort food :D 

It’s fine! She’s 2 ½ now :P all set except her speech. If you see me in the chat box, I’m bound to be talking about her, but it’s ok :3 I don’t mind talking about it at all.

I prefer salty snacks and soda :’D chips, crackers, those are my to but noodles are my comfort :3 and coffee dammit.

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I wrote a Pokemon yuri story exactly one time, even though I personally find girl on girl to be boring. it was mainly just an exercise to see if I could.

Then I got called a “psychopath who ruined the fandom” on a whole forum for it. So, ya know, that was basically the last time I did that.

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On 6/6/2017 at 11:59 PM, Shunskitten said:

It’s fine! She’s 2 ½ now :P all set except her speech. If you see me in the chat box, I’m bound to be talking about her, but it’s ok :3 I don’t mind talking about it at all.

I prefer salty snacks and soda :’D chips, crackers, those are my to but noodles are my comfort :3 and coffee dammit.

Yay!!! I’m hoping to become a mommy sometime soon too… Idk. Lol, i have a pregnancy kink tbh :P 

On 6/7/2017 at 10:44 PM, PervOtaku said:

Write stuff that doesn’t excite me, well not often, but I definitely have some ideas that are begging to be stories but don’t really feed into my personal kinks. So it will be interesting when I get around to them.

You never know… if you do a good enough job you may find your kinkier than you think :P When I’m in another character’s mind, I have an amazing time doing shit i’d never do in my body :P 

 

11 hours ago, Setesh said:

I wrote a Pokemon yuri story exactly one time, even though I personally find girl on girl to be boring. it was mainly just an exercise to see if I could.

Then I got called a “psychopath who ruined the fandom” on a whole forum for it. So, ya know, that was basically the last time I did that.

That sounds like an epic story @Setesh!!!! Were you hunted by the fandom? lol what did you get up to in that yuri?!?! omg, you said pokemon… omg...

 

 

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20 hours ago, mastershakeme said:

Yay!!! I’m hoping to become a mommy sometime soon too… Idk. Lol, i have a pregnancy kink tbh :P 

It’s all fun and games until you lose your mind :D Though I will admit, despite giving birth early, since I’ve been pregnant, gone through labor and birth, the aftercare, being a mother, it’s made me a better writer in that area, mainly because now I know what I’m writing about, I’m not second guessing it too much.

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