Ginevra Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Females only. Nude males might introduce too many variables. Perhaps we could do a follow up study later. Do you think there might be any safety concerns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 No, as long as everyone is wearing very small Neoprene aprons and tight gloves. Would that be enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 We may require a sound proofed laboratory for this experiment. Neighbors may find the sing-a-longs objectionable. Do you think we should make a video record of our experiment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Of course! Because the study will be a failure, but selling videos will make us rich, hehe. Why can't people fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Because their credit card companies have too many black out dates on their frequent flyer miles. Why can't slugs dance the Macarena? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Because the little devices I put on them for dancing fell off. Why did I make them do that in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Because you heard about it on Jerry Springer and wanted to see the "fat slugs" dance for yourself. Why do people watch Jerry Springer anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet D Coolette Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Because we all want to be reassured that other people are wierder than us. It's part of our inherent need to feel included. If someone else is freakier than you, you can't be the outcast, ken? Why does my arthritic dog want to spend all day outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Because he doesn't want to climb the steps to get inside. Why are blueberries called blueberries, but raspberries aren't called redberries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Because then we couldn't stick our tongue out at people...Damn I can't think of where I was going with this! ^^; Do you have some clue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madilayn Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Not only do I have some clue, but I have lots of them. I leave them at crime scenes for laughs. Why does it always rain where you don't want it to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Because God is crying. Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself cannot eat it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Yeah, but he'll only take half damage when does eat it... Does anyone get the reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 No I don't. Do different colors have different smells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Yes the snozberry tastes like snozberry.... Are we in an infinite loop of doom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Of course. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Why are you asking me? As the stupid woodchuck who is chucking the wood... Why was I asked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Because you are an animal too, duh! Why wouldn't I ask the fox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Cause foxes don't chuck wood. Who would play you in the movie of your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 The Governator. Why is light visible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Because the faeries who live in our light bulbs have major gas and everyone know faerie farts are visible! Why do gnomes only steal underpants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 They are so small, they work as pants for them, Duh! Why do garden gnomes look like Keebler elves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Because Keeblers elves are slowly taking over the world.... Why are their (Keebler) cookies so damn good?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Crack Cocaine Why is crack cocaine so addictive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Because most of us are cracked to begin with! Where did all the real ancient fairies go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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