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Hey guys, I couldn't resist posting my favourite forum game...'Marry, Date or Dump?'

For those of you who don't know the rules, they're pretty simple really, as I'll explain.

The first poster lists three guys and three girls (movie/book character, celebrities, actors etc)

The second person then replies (depending on preferance) with who from the list they'd marry, date or dump, and gives reasons why. Then they make their own list of three guys and three girls for the next person to reply to.

It's easy enough...just remember to leave your own lists after you've answered the previous posters'.

Ok...I'll get started with an easy one.

Guys:

Johnny Depp

Orlando Bloom

Brad Pitt

or Girls:

Paris Hilton

Selma Hayek

Beyonce Knowles

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I do love this game! biggrin.gif Okay, Marry: Orlando Bloom. He's gorgeous, and he seems like a fun guy to keep around... and I think that might just be the cure for my Orlando Syndrome. laugh.gif

Date: Johnny Depp. I've had a crush on this man since 21 Jump Street, people. It's been a long time, but I think he'd be more along the cool to hang out with and go for a drink with line than actually marriage material.

Dump: Brad Pitt. Moron. He's not good enough for Jennifer or Angelina! Like I said... moron.

Guys:

Wolverine

Gambit

Cyclops

Girls:

Storm

Rogue

Jean Grey

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I wanna answer the guys and the girls! laugh.gif I have a tiny fangirl obsession with Jeanie! laugh.gif

Date, Wolverine, he's my type 'rough around the edges', but he's no Gambit!

Marry, Gambit, he is wub.gif

Dump, Cyclops, he's a jerk and doesn't deserve Jeanie.

Guys:

Sirius Black

James Potter

Remus Lupin

Girls:

Bellatrix Lestrange

Lily Potter

Dora Tonks (yes, I am too lazy to look up how her first name is spelt! tongue.gif)

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Date Bellatrix - A one time thing with a woman who clearly enjoys a hard fuck is good for me.

Marry Nymphadora - I found the actress who played her in Order of the Phoenix very very hot.

Dump Lily - I just didn't take to any of the Potters.

Following Daz's theme:

Guys

Hugh Jackman

Jean Claude Van Damme

James Marsden

Girls

Halle Berry

Anna Paquin

Famke Jansen

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Okay... umm...

Date: James Marsden. He's just so cute... and he has beautiful eyes... which is kind of a shame really. But I don't know if I'd want to keep him around forever.

Marry: Hugh Jackman. He did musical theatre. Enough said.

Dump: Jean Claude Van Damme. I'm not going to have this conversation with you again, Red, I just won't. And he's icky.

Guys:

Billy Boyd

Dominic Monaghan

Elijah Wood

Girls:

Liv Tyler

Miranda Otto

Kate Blanchett

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Date: Billy Boyd ... he seems like the kind of guy you just date for some reason.

Marry: Dominic Monaghan, he looks cuddly, and I'm a cuddler!!

Dump: Elijah Wood -- I'm not into him ... he's freaky lookin.

Guys:

Jason Issacs

Jason Lee

Jason Briggs

Girls:

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Lopez

Jessica Alba

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Okay, I love this one! laugh.gif

Date: Jason Lee. He just seems like so much fun! And then, who knows! I could find myself in a Kevin Smith movie! bounce.gif

Marry: Jason Issacs. There is just something about that man... wub.gif

Dump: Jason Biggs. I wouldn't let the pie-fucker touch me. laugh.gif

Guys:

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Girls:

Luna Lovegood

Ginny Weasley

Hermione Granger

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This is funny, lol. Anyways.

Marry: Ron Weasley, he seems like a pretty decent guy.

Date: Harry Potter, only to realize I don't particularly care for the glasses he wears, lol.

Dump: Draco Malfoy because he is a total ass.

Okay, from the X-Files. Lol.

Guys:

Walter Skinner

Fox Mulder

John Doggett

Girls:

Dana Scully

Monica Reyes

Kim Cook (Skinner's assistant)

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Okay, I had to do a little digging, cuz it's been a lo-o-ong time since I watched the X-Flies and for the life of me I couldn't remembe who the hell John Doggett was... I think I stopped watching before he showed up. Anyway, here we go.

Date: Lets go with John Doggett... just because he's played by the guy from T2. That's just cool.

Marry: Mulder. Sure he's screwed up and a bit on the crazy side. But he's hot.

Dump: Skinner. I just couldn't do it.

Alright... hmmm.... well, I just started reading the Vampire Chronicles again, so how about that lot.

Guys:

Louis

Lestat

Armand

Girls:

Akasha

Pandora

Maharet

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Oh, jeez, what choices. Alright, let's see....

Date: Armand - he has the face of a Botticelli angel, how could I resist? (Even if he is gay.)

Dump: Lestat - we'd have great sex, but we'd never last. laugh.gif

Marry: Louis - he may be emo, but at least he has a conscious.

Anita Blake theme:

Guys (oh, the possiblities!):

Jean-Claude

Richard

Micah

Girls:

Anita

Rania

Claudia

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Okay... hmmm... damnit Nan! tongue.gif

Marry: Micah. He seems too good to be true, but maybe he isn't and umm... rawr.

Date: Jean-Claude. Can't say no to a man of mystery.

Dump: Richard. Not for any particular reason, he was just left over.

Okay... now, I'm working on MSV so my brain is stuck in Hogwarts. Forgive me.

Guys:

Oliver

Seamus

Blaise

Girls:

Pansy

Lavender

Parvati

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Marry Oliver, date Blaise, and dump Seamus.

Marry Lavender, date Parvati, and dump Pansy.

I love an Irish accent but Seamus bores me. Blaise is rather intriguing, but I don't know if I'd trust him in the long run. Oliver seems like the best package out of the three.

Pansy is annoying and clingy so I'd dump her in an instant. I'd go out with Parvati but I'd fantasize about Padma. Lavender would be the most willing to have an open relationship.

My list doesn't make much sense.

Guys:

Adult Bamm-Bamm

Dilton Doiley

Fabio

Girls:

Adult Pebbles

Midge

Naomi Campbell

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I think "Azalea" might have a problem with your choice in men there, Eve. wink.gif

Marry: Dilton. He's just so cute and nerdy, and you know he'll start up some multibillion dollar company some day. laugh.gif

Date: Bam-Bam. I love a guy who can just throw you over his shoulder.

Dump: Fabio. There isn't enough room to list all the reasons why.

Well, I've been inspired... I'll go with the Archie theme.

Guys:

Archie

Reggie

Moose

Girls:

Betty

Veronica

Midge

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marry raiden because i'm a power slut and anyone with that much power has to love control

date scorpion because you got to love the avenging anti-hero

and dump sub-zero because there are really two a younger and an older version and while thresomes are awesome that's too much confusion

and since i don't know that much about the girls i'll skip them

Harry Potter theme

Guys:

Lucius

Draco

Severus

Girls:

Narcissa

Bellatrix

Tonks

Edited by allthethingsyourefusetosay

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Guest Zyx

Marry Tonks, fun

Date Bellatrix, she's hot

Dump Narcissa, pointless bitch

AVATAR XD

Girls:

-Katara

-Tai lee

-Azula

Boys:

-Aang

-Sokka

-Zuko

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Aang- Date! He's so sweet and seems so cuddly! lol

Sokka- Dump! He's an idiot. Plain and simple. I don't like him.

Zuko- Marry! I am into badass guys and he's the closest out of all of them.

Going Last Exile on ya'll lol

Guys:

Claus

Dio

Alex

Girls:

Sophia

Delphine

Lavi

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Guest Zyx

I don't know the show and since this thread died I'm going to ignore it, sorry

Disney!!!

Girls:

-Belle (from Beauty and the Beast)

-Snowwhite (Pretty seflexplanatory)

-Jane (you know, from tarzan)

Guys:

-Beast

-That prince guy they use for all the princesses

-Alladin

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Okay....this is my first try at this game. Let's see....

Marry: Beast - I like big guys that are a little rough around the edges. Especially when they have a heart of gold!

Date: Aladdin - He'd be fun for awhile but let's be serious...that magic carpet ride would get a little boring after awhile!

Dump: That prince guy they use for all the princesses - Honestly, I deserve my own quirkly, little prince. I'll pass on the generic hand-me-down version! :)

Now, my list....I'm going to go back a few years to Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Guys:

Spike

Angel

Giles

Girls:

Buffy

Willow

Faith

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Guest Zyx

Marry: Willow, because she's lovable yet sexy :)

Date: Faith because she's awesomely naughty

Dump: Buffy

If it'd been Sarah Michelle Gellar I'd have dated her but it's about the characters :P

Next up is Warner Brothers for anyone even remotely furry:

Girls:

-Lola Bunny

-Minerva Mink

-Nurse

Guys:

-Bugs Bunny

-Daffy Duck

-Taz, the Tasmanian Devil

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Marry - Tasmanian Devil cause he's a big sweetie.

Date - Bugs Bunny cause he looks like he'd be a lot of fun and know quite a few tricks. Plus, what's the deal with that carrot? I'm dying to know.

Dump - Daffy Duck cause he's so damn annoying. Besides, I act too much like him! lol

Next up...Futurama!

Guys:

Fry

Bender

Zapp Branigan

Girls:

Leela

Amy

Crushinator

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Guest Zyx

Marry: Amy, two eyes

Date: Leela, one eye

Dump: Crushinator, no eyes.

Naruto

Boys:

-Naruto

-Sasuke

-Orochimaru

Girls:

-Hinata :(

-Sakura

-Tenten

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Come on! You couldn't have put Shikamaru or Kakashi in your list? :P

Let's see...damn....I guess....

Marry - Naruto...I like his loyalty and smile. He's a keeper!

Date- Orochimaru...gotta see if he can really use that tongue! :P

Dump- Sasuke...he's too wrapped up in himself and his brother issues!

My turn....Bleach!

Guys:

Ichigo

Renji

Zaraki

Girls:

Rangiku

Soifon

Yoruichi

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Guest Zyx

I'm not asnwering 'till you put Rukia in there :'(

Edited by Zyx

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That's so not fair! I answered your Naruto choices under protest. Fine! I'll do another....

Dr Who...

Guys:

The Doctor (in his current form as the 10th Doctor - David Tennent)

Mickey (Rose's old beau)

Captain Jack Harkness

Girls:

Rose

Martha

Donna

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