Shadowknight12 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Phobias these days are so bizarre... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anesor Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 In a story with multiple betas came these gems from the same chapter: (staring at unconscious patient) "giving in she groined, nervously she leaned" AND he frowned, pulling the blanket around him tighter groining. "sorry for that." After contacting about this typo in PM got small correction, including: (staring at unconscious patient) "giving in she Groaned, nervously..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 lordy, Anesor. That 'bout takes the cake. next entry: from a profile statement: Friends convinced me to report my stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted June 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 ::nods wisely:: Friends don't let friends post stupid shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyealle Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 (edited) This isn't from AFF but it is tear worthy funny! The "K****** P*******" had a blank stove on his face but moved with the grace of a swan through the battlefield. I am still DYING over this! Edited July 1, 2011 by Danyealle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillowDarkling Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 I had a bad case of fangirl fapping moment the other day and googled fanfics about my J-bois (my J-rock band, no, I won't name it) and found a blogsite that actually had a story with my preferred pairing... only in the reverse D/s roles that I prefer.... Anyway... I read, like a good little fangirl, but never made it to the finish because it killed me utterly when the sub in the story kept: ... sighing with relieve ... repeatedly, and then the story died utterly when he was all tied up and being happily plundered by his (oh, so totally not the type) dom, and the poor sub.... ... breathed hardly ... I would like to mention that it's 8 am right now, and I've been awake since noon yesterday... so if this post makes no sense, forgive me ... but the story was supposed to be all sexy and heavy on the D/s stuff, but lousy writing and NO spell checking utterly killed it, made it laughable. Although I'm wondering how my hubby would react if I started breathing hardly next time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerantliDreamer Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 this one is one of my own on my facebook... I've tried, even tried to bed my dad to come round and help. I'm pretty sure I put beg, not bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 LOL, Kera. okay, I'm literally twitching - my left eye has developed a spasm. She was just 'OVERJOIED' at the prospect. Note the sarcasm. Hermoine was terrefied of telling her potions professor that she was his daughter. She would fase that when the time came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 "A sarcoughagas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Rah, rah, ah, ah, ah, roma, roma, ma, Gaga, ooh la la? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 SK....you lost me. But I'm a bit dense in the mornings too. I have never beta'd before, but I have descent spelling and grammar skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 SK....you lost me. But I'm a bit dense in the mornings too. Sarcoughagas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I can now consider myself educated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anesor Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Found in a review: I found myself totally immense to the story There are SO many punchlines for a straight line like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 ...I have no idea what this word was supposed to be, but this is what I just saw on a review: I love std. ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonGoddess Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 std. = abbreviation for standard std = sexually transmitted disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 std. = abbreviation for standard I learn something new every day, cause I certainly assumed that the user was talking about STDs. Next entry: if you could secretly e-maul me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Tell me you want me to fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 That ONLY makes sense in three situations: 1) Clone porn. 2) Time travel. 3) Alternate realities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Now see, I can always count on you to make me flashback to badly written cartoon porn. (yes, there's a fic in there with clones copulating like bunnies - no this line isn't anywhere in it.) Next entry: she said in a rye voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Whatever happened to your photogenic memory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 My goodness! Your memory looks fantastic in this picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) heehee! So, I opened the StarKist SeaSensations box (I try new things occasionally, being on sale doesn't hurt), and out falls a coupon with a wonderful advertisement: Try all of our 1 varieties! ...Then, shaking my head, I come to post that and I find this little gem in the archive: i've never done thins with anyone Edited July 31, 2011 by RogueMudblood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 So fast was she that the [he] was pent beneath her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 From the archive, and may the gods have mercy on my eyes... ...she got down and cleaned me up with her tong. And just to make it even better... She came bake up when she was tone and kissed me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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