JayDee

I would disagree that his personal style makes Stephen King a poor writer. By adhering to an overly rigid structure for literature, you run the risk of sacrificing creativity for form. While form has a place in things like sonnets and waka, one of my absolute favorite writers, Samuel R Delany, tossed the style book out the window when he wrote some of his most amazing works. "Dhalgren" can still leave me breathless, and "Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand" is sheer gorgeousness.
On the other hand, the relentless predictability of Barbara Cartlandt is what gave romance writing such a bad name.

I always like the Centaurs. Gotta love the horsecock.

Probably anybody whose lovemaking session is interrupted by a giant chicken busting into their bedroom.

No worries, I'm not offended. I did Google gang bang before I recced the fic, and found that there were conflicting definitions on whether non-con was included or not. I figured that I should rec the fic anyway since the warnings were stated clearly in the beginning of the fic, but better safe than sorry, I suppose!

While I'm grateful to see something I wrote mentioned I ought to confirm for the original poster that that's a gang rape story not a gang bang, which was why I didn't link it myself I realise that originally the terms were used interchangeably, but now it's most common to see gang bang with consenting participants. If the OP is happy with gang rape stories then it's all good, but obviously a lot of users don't like to suddenly see NC material when not expecting it. Hope I don't sound too much of an asshole for pointing this out!

A lot of the PWP authors would need specialist software, to learn to touch type one handed

JayDee - I love you.
From dictation, my forte: 125 wpm on a bad day.

A lot of the PWP authors would need specialist software, to learn to touch type one handed

A lot of the PWP authors would need specialist software, to learn to touch type one handed

Douglas Adams' involvement in Dr Who makes it a good little reference - I think he even recycled one or more of his unused scripts into a later Hitchhikers book

I'd say No Way, and then run like hell. Of course, that's because I'd be worried he'd read my Dr Who fanfiction and have a 'Family of Blood' style fate in store for me. That blackhole is crowded enough already.
Of course, if this was some sort of thing where I hadn't written said fanfic and he wouldn't find out, it'd have to be a towel. You always need a towel. Sometimes more than one, though 42 would be excessive.

As a gamer, I was going to write a C.O.D. C.O. O.C. with O.C.D but my eyes crossed.

...because why should the Full Metal Wossname fans have all the fun with their exclusive thread in anime? Well, they shouldn't. That would be silly.
OTP = One True Pairing, if you are spectacularly new to fanfiction. I'm looking at the blatently underage people who make comments that are blatently about something happening in junior high, and then claim to be discussing college. You know who you are.
I'm gonna go for Dude/Walter from The Big Lebowski. Because that's the sweetest most perfect goddamn couple in the world. Yes it is. Shut the fuck up, Donny.

As a gamer, I was going to write a C.O.D. C.O. O.C. with O.C.D but my eyes crossed.

It is sad day when google fu fails. Contemplate the cherry blossom falling from the tree and sigh.

It is sad day when google fu fails. Contemplate the cherry blossom falling from the tree and sigh.

Update: I'm extending this 300 reviews thing into December. Links to HP fics still welcome! I'll review anything!
Hi!
I'm challenging myself to write 300 reviews in one month on Harry Potter fics rated R or higher.

I'll review every R/NC-17 Harry Potter fandom story that anyone asks me to read in November-December 2013. Any HP pairing, any kink. Just tell me where the fic is, and I promise you'll get a review of at least 100 words.
Any HP pairing, any genre/kink/squick, all OK - including but not limited to: M/F, M/M, F/F, groups, genderbending, cross-gen, minor (chan), rape/non-con and dub-con, BDSM, D/s, mpreg, incest, slavefic, creaturefic, darkfic death/torture, watersports, necro, bestiality, any fetish and so on.

Some answers to the questions below would help, though you don't have to answer.

When I review your story...
Do you want me to say what I like about it? yes/no
Do you want me to say what I don't like about it? yes/no
Do you want me to "be nice"? yes/no
Do you want me to be brutally honest? yes/no
Do you want constructive criticism? yes/no
Any special instructions? Anything you particularly want in a review?

More details about this HP smut reviewing thing I'm doing in November-December: http://gertrudeflint.livejournal.com/9242.html

Well, I've left reviews today for JayDee and Diizoid - anyone else for a review? Any HP smut, from the sweetest vanilla to the filthiest perviness... slash or het, bring it on, I'll read it and review it.

I'm game, thanks and good luck hitting your target! This story is 4 chapters but the total word count is under 4000 words which is about one chapter for many authors, so I don't think it's too long to get through (looking at your LJ limits etc) The penalties seem hard on yourself tho! Still, it is a noble endeavor and I am happy to offer a fic - and rather than clutter this thread I'll post a reply to any review you're able to make here
Story: Nymphadora Necrophilia
http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094471
Do you want me to say what I like about it? yes
Do you want me to say what I don't like about it? yes
Do you want me to "be nice"? no
Do you want me to be brutally honest? yes
Do you want constructive criticism? yes
Any special instructions? No thank you
Anything you particularly want in a review? moral condemnation I think the previous questions would cover it!
Thanks again even if you don't manage to review this'n!
EDIT:
Thanks for your review! I have pasted a reply here and am very grateful for your thoughts and feedback.

You're welcome, dear. Stupid of me to forget logging out and give you a scare, but at least you didn't get an actual heart-attack.

Behold, the power of GOOGLE FU
http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096849
from search terms:
avery vampire site:adult-fanfiction.org

Unless you have a bit of a readership built up, or write in certain very popular sub-sub areas, you're gonna find a lack of reviews anyways oftimes. I mean, my last story has 5285 hits and 2 reviews which is a good ratio for me!

I regret that so few authors are willing to attempt to write new or unusual pairings in ANY of the fandoms I follow. It's so rare to find the couples/groups I like best, let alone well-written.

Yes, it's time for a morass of negativity.

I most regret that the Spike/Buffy pairing became widely known as Spuffy instead of Bike.
You?

The fact that the writers for the games can't seem to figure out that romance doesn't have to include angst, stalkers, or a redemption arc. Or STDs, just to toss that one out there.