JayDee

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    JayDee got a reaction from Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    “Fuck you, you cunts!”
    “Gosh Harry, you’re talking like a local already.”
    “CUNTS!”
    “Yes, you are too Luna.”
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    JayDee got a reaction from BronxWench in Introducing characters   
    Small voice from the back: “Couple of large jugs…. of wine please.”
    As a disgusting pornographer with almost no fictional morals I say ‘No problem! Go with whatever makes ya happy Porn boobily and make the breast of it!” but I feel like reddit’s MenWritingWomen subreddit and possibly wider groups would react to the above with much the same level of hospitality showed by the maenads to Orpheus. You could alway counterbalance it with description of the man,
    “The sot’s undersized cock twitched in his breaches like a distressed otter, spraying his fear from a tiny slit shaped strangely like the dry lips of the old preacher. An jagged scar near the base told of the time he’d tried urinating in a Pike filled river, meanwhile his alcohol-damaged testicles hung loosely in a hairy sack that grew damp in the voided trickle.”
     
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    JayDee got a reaction from Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    “Fuck you, you cunts!”
    “Gosh Harry, you’re talking like a local already.”
    “CUNTS!”
    “Yes, you are too Luna.”
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    JayDee got a reaction from BronxWench in Introducing characters   
    Small voice from the back: “Couple of large jugs…. of wine please.”
    As a disgusting pornographer with almost no fictional morals I say ‘No problem! Go with whatever makes ya happy Porn boobily and make the breast of it!” but I feel like reddit’s MenWritingWomen subreddit and possibly wider groups would react to the above with much the same level of hospitality showed by the maenads to Orpheus. You could alway counterbalance it with description of the man,
    “The sot’s undersized cock twitched in his breaches like a distressed otter, spraying his fear from a tiny slit shaped strangely like the dry lips of the old preacher. An jagged scar near the base told of the time he’d tried urinating in a Pike filled river, meanwhile his alcohol-damaged testicles hung loosely in a hairy sack that grew damp in the voided trickle.”
     
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    JayDee reacted to BronxWench in Introducing characters   
    I find the idea of people associating larger breasts with some woman being a bimbo to be truly offensive, actually. It’s not a matter of choice. We are all the sum of our genetic inheritance, and whether or not you have generous physical attributes, or fall below some generic notion of what’s considered attractive at the moment is not something that should EVER influence how we see people.
    Frankly, if I was your poor elf lass, I’d fireball the lot of them, get some breast reduction magic, and move on with my life far away from humans.
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    JayDee reacted to Desiderius Price in Introducing characters   
    I figured a full multi-chapter rewrite wouldn’t be great in a forum post, so didn’t portray the douche-bag’s blood reduction process before his perpetual eternal BBQ.   Otherwise, I agree it’s best to not perpetuate the stereotypes (though, while writing fiction, I don’t mind plastering offender’s brains on the ceilings….)
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    JayDee got a reaction from Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    “Fuck you, you cunts!”
    “Gosh Harry, you’re talking like a local already.”
    “CUNTS!”
    “Yes, you are too Luna.”
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    JayDee reacted to Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Could be worse.
    Them: Can you write a Harry Potter/Game of Thrones crossover?
    Me: No.
    Them: Can you write a Harry Potter/Game of Thrones crossover?
    Me: No
    Them: Can you write a Harry Potter/Game of Thrones crossover?

    It’s like, can’t they read the first response?
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    JayDee reacted to BronxWench in How do you know if people like your story?   
    We just have the one, plus DG. Honestly, this site operates exceedingly well, considering the fact that we are a volunteer operation.
    Probably The Rise of the Drakens, (Dragon Prints : 752724) but honestly, there might be one or two with more hits.
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    JayDee reacted to Ditmag in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Any idea what the most read story is here? Or at least the most dragon prints you’ve seen on one story?
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    JayDee reacted to Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    More of the mythical fleet of coders everybody else seems to think we have…
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    JayDee reacted to BronxWench in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Our coder isn’t quite mythical, but like everyone else, she has a RL job that pays the bills. We can’t afford to pay the going rate for a coder, so she works for us for a pittance, but it means we can’t demand a lot of her time.
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    JayDee reacted to Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Have to admit having the statistics at the granular level of FF.net’s would be nice, or the ability to sort the search results on AO3 as such.  Don’t see what’d be gained by manipulation, but rationality has never stopped trolls. 
    The database does have the data, it’d be a matter of adding the options for searching/viewing using that mythical developer’s time
     
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    JayDee reacted to BronxWench in How do you know if people like your story?   
    We actually have never tracked hit count data on individual stories, but I think you are correct in thinking it would get ruined by manipulation if we did. 
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    JayDee reacted to Ditmag in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Heh. None of that yet. More like, “Hey, could you write an alternative scenario wherethe hero ends up with X instead?” Of course, being new and desperate for readers, I’ll do whatever anyone wants. As soon as I’m done with the project I’m working on, that is. Looks like it’ll wrap up at about 50 chapters.
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    JayDee reacted to InvidiaRed in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Never have done water-sports and tentacles might be fun. As for family, that’s why you use your personal accounts and not your public one haha.
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    JayDee got a reaction from Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    It is!
    Sometimes someone’s emailed saying how much a particular gutting or whatever got them off and I go “...ok then.”
    Mostly I just get “I loved your story [no details]. Could you write [Random fetish I’ve never heard of involving illegal, illogical, and occasionally physically imposible acts] featuring [random fandom characters] and Hinata out of Naruto?”
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    JayDee got a reaction from Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    It is!
    Sometimes someone’s emailed saying how much a particular gutting or whatever got them off and I go “...ok then.”
    Mostly I just get “I loved your story [no details]. Could you write [Random fetish I’ve never heard of involving illegal, illogical, and occasionally physically imposible acts] featuring [random fandom characters] and Hinata out of Naruto?”
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    JayDee reacted to Ditmag in How do you know if people like your story?   
    I got my first review! And it was good! Plus an email of appreciation from someone else a few days ago. I’m glad someone likes it. I’m both proud of it and cringing over it. Is that normal when you write for public consumption?
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    JayDee reacted to Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Knowing people are reading is great, but also knowing they’re reading your perversions (and enjoying them) is definitely cringe-worthy too. 
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    JayDee reacted to InvidiaRed in How do you know if people like your story?   
    Its a badge of honor.
    Oh you liked them doing carnal fornication?! well then that’s what they’ll do
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    JayDee reacted to Desiderius Price in How do you know if people like your story?   
    And your parents/family/friends who stumble across your story will also know that you liked them doing carnal fornication, with watersports and tentacles.
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    JayDee got a reaction from InvidiaRed in AFF Holiday Party 2020   
    I dunno if I’ll manage anything. I only did last year by re-working a half-assed story I’d already started on, and I’ve barely done anything writing-wise since January. Good luck to all who do tho’ and I’ll check out any without the minor1 tags!
     
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    JayDee reacted to GeorgeGlass in AFF Holiday Party 2020   
    I’m already planning my Halloween story. It’s the one I aborted last year in favor of writing “Unleash,” but I’ve since had a good chat about it with Jomahawk, who have me some solid ideas about how to make it work. So “Night of the Were-Bimbos” is in the works!
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    JayDee reacted to InvidiaRed in How do you know if people like your story?   
    I mainly ado full mage build. I should probably do that whole OP sniper archer everyone seems to do. The spells can be a little lack luster buts its hilarious when you can heal yours companions faster than they can get hurt.