JayDee

“Billy-Bob was so proud a signin’ that there legislation he bragged all about it to the pretty blonde thing chattin’ him at the country club. Only, she weren’t human, not no how, and next day he done woke up pregnant. Well, shit, Billy-Bob if you’re fixin’ to get one of them abortions yore shit outa luck.”
[/Banjo outro]
Although it has to be said, “Gertie rises from the dead and the only thing that will sate her hunger is Alabama fetuses” would be a hell of a story, in the brief period before I was taken out and shot.

“Billy-Bob was so proud a signin’ that there legislation he bragged all about it to the pretty blonde thing chattin’ him at the country club. Only, she weren’t human, not no how, and next day he done woke up pregnant. Well, shit, Billy-Bob if you’re fixin’ to get one of them abortions yore shit outa luck.”
[/Banjo outro]
Although it has to be said, “Gertie rises from the dead and the only thing that will sate her hunger is Alabama fetuses” would be a hell of a story, in the brief period before I was taken out and shot.

All I want to know is who told them The Handmaid’s Tale was a “How to” guide?

“Billy-Bob was so proud a signin’ that there legislation he bragged all about it to the pretty blonde thing chattin’ him at the country club. Only, she weren’t human, not no how, and next day he done woke up pregnant. Well, shit, Billy-Bob if you’re fixin’ to get one of them abortions yore shit outa luck.”
[/Banjo outro]
Although it has to be said, “Gertie rises from the dead and the only thing that will sate her hunger is Alabama fetuses” would be a hell of a story, in the brief period before I was taken out and shot.

Yeeeaaaah no. Seriously wtf dude, I mean…
Can’t you just write a sequel to a big girl’s bad end? 
I’m kidding. Don’t… Or, you know, do? 

All I want to know is who told them The Handmaid’s Tale was a “How to” guide?

On behalf of the South, you have my apologies.

That’s actually a terrifying prospect….

Sounds like you need one last chapter to finish off:
“...as all this was going on Colin opened a forbidden book. The world began to unravel. Everyone died. The End.”

*complained it wasn't finished i mean. 

By “complained” do you mean like “I’m sad this was abandoned,” or like “How dare you not finish this?”

Or
everyone looked up and ceased to be for two words were stamped on the heavens and all was lost.
The end. 

Sounds like you need one last chapter to finish off:
“...as all this was going on Colin opened a forbidden book. The world began to unravel. Everyone died. The End.”

Sounds like you need one last chapter to finish off:
“...as all this was going on Colin opened a forbidden book. The world began to unravel. Everyone died. The End.”

Spawn is finally home, and we’re all very happy about that. I’m going to try not to provoke the universe any further, because I’m already done with this annus horribilus.

Damn it, I do hope eldest Spawn is back out tomorrow and a-ok.

Thanks, and I know it better than most. Trump’s America is mostly part time jobs and not much else. Most families are a single paycheck away from losing their homes and all sorts of crap. 2019 is a freaking nightmare for most people I know. 15 hour work weeks don’t work for people. Only for pathological lying government morons.
 

Jesus, fuck, that’s some shit to deal with. I feel for you.

I really wish it would. Doug committed Suicide with a sawed off shotgun this week. Helping his wife clean up is going to be gut churning. I’m so tired of this unpleasant suicide habit happening around me. It’s a sign that America’s going to shit hardcore no matter what the Wall street number crunchers keep yapping.

I hope things improve for ya.

ElderSpawn has some sort of infection which in combination with finals stress triggered a bout of diabetic ketoacidosis. We spent all night in the Emergency Department, and Spawn was admitted this morning. With luck, they will kick Spawn out tomorrow.

That darn cosmos! *Shakes fist*

And the universe said, “Hold my beer...”

There's nothing that can be done sadly, so it comes down to ensuring the eyeball itself doesn't die, and just getting used to the change in vision. 
And with my relationship ending recently means it's been a real "I would like to go to sleep and never wake up" kind of time. 

Well this sucks. I hope the docs are able to do something, but s’horrible thing to have happen.