pittwitch
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Merry Christmas, fictional friends!
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Merry Christmas right back atcha!
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The same to you!
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Since you don’t seem to understand this – JayDee was being sarcastic. Google Bruce Springsteen. Bronxwench is the final authority for your questions or issues. You have the email to reach her. Cut out this nonsense, NOW.
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Are you putting me on? – BronxWench – the person who has been replying to your emails & posts all along.
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Taking baby steps: wrote one page, now fighting my inner demons NOT to tear it up and burn it. I’ve got to get back in the writing habit, even if it is AWFUL.
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Day 7 of quarantine. Things are definitely less than ideal.
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They’re slowly getting everyone full functionality. This was not well planned lol.
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Well, I don’t work for the government, but I do work at a grocery store, so I sympathize in regard to the craziness. Sorry for what you’re going through.
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How Severus Spends the Summer Hols http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544188763&chapter=51
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A long, long time ago, in what feels like another lifetime, I wrote a tribute piece for a dear friend who passed away. The piece was for publication in the flyer for his memorial race. Yesterday, his son, now my neighbor, stood in my yard, with tears in his eyes, thanking me for writing the piece, capturing what that part of his dad’s life was all about. I didn’t sign the piece. He just knew it was me. He says he goes through his dad’s scrapbook every year, takes out that flyer, and smiles. So for those of us who write, alone in the dark, with no idea who is reading, keep writing. If your words only touch one person, you have succeeded! Keep writing!
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Operation GetFired is not going well. I must up my SnarkGame.
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Thus far, I’ve tried:
- Telling off the biggest boss I could find
- threatened to stab my favorite coworker with a plastic spoon
- told a client that I’m not Dr. Who and can’t use the Tardis to travel back in time to accommodate their request
- told same client that they would need to provide the Oujia board to have the dead person sign the documents that they wanted signed
- yelling at the closest supervisor to me
- Yelling at email from aforementioned client: “F off, Dickety Dick!” in front of the biggest of the big bosses
- Asked another client, “What part of ‘your borrower does not want to do that’ did you knot understand?”
- Stood up with the same coworker, blasted “I Will Survive” while singing along and Dancing at our desks
- Bit my supervisor’s finger – she had her hand clamped over my mouth when MucketySchmuck was escorting visitors past us on a tour – ruined my perfect window of opportunity
- Sat at my desk and filed my nails while waiting for the computer to catch up to me
- used my cellphone at my desk in full view of everyone
- walked across the office with my dress tucked in my underwear – granted that was a mistake but …
- deliberately did not dress up on “visitor day”
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Honestly, just reading this is one of the funniest experiences I’ve had this month.
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Kudos for an inspirational teacher!
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This witch is MELTING.
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Forecast for my area says it may get up to 27c/80f on one day next week. We’re not used to this kind of thing. We live in high, cold places for ONE reason! (Alright, two including avoiding hordes of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches.)
I hope ya able to get cooled down in your places tho’ all.
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Why are you dancing in the rain?
115 F/ 46.1 C Here in good ol AZ
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Bronxwench or DemonGoddess would be the stronger authorities on this, but I believe what you are thinking of, fictions about the authors themselves, rather than based in their literary worlds, would fall under the celebrity category, not Books, as they are real people.
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Say it with me: This WILL be a better week!
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Damn it, I do hope eldest Spawn is back out tomorrow and a-ok.
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Excellent. Fingers crossed for a smoother run from here on.
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does not recommend stair surfing. Things get broken. Like your neck, your collarbone, and apparently your wrist.
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I’ll keep you in my thoughts too, Pittwitch. Get well soon.
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Ow, shit ouch. Fucksakes, horrible for you. I hope you’re doing better after the surgery.
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Oh my goodness. I’m sorry. I hope you get well soon.
