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  1. Escaped the hospital just in time for vacation.  C y’all real soon!

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    2. BronxWench


      What the heck happened???

    3. JayDee


      Asking the important question there! I hope you’re doing ok pittwitch, and I’ll stop imagining an escape in the style of Leeloo at the start of Fifth Element.

    4. kagome26isawsome


      hope you are alright Pittwitch!

  2. Really, it takes a LOT to push me over the edge.  I’m (((this))) close.  Teenagers.  Bah!


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    2. pittwitch


      Must not kill of your own spawn, eh?


    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @pittwitch Other people tend to get upset when you do, not to mention the paperwork.

    4. BronxWench


      :yes: There’s always paperwork, and so much of it!  @Desiderius Price is right about that.

  3. pittwitch

    Pet Peeves-What can't you stand

    BW: He grabbed at her bare waste only to find a thick-waisted bear?
  4. pittwitch

    Pet Peeves-What can't you stand

    I actually tear at my hair when geniuses confuse waste with waist. I can’t even roll my eyes hard enough anymore!
  5. I direct you to our “uptight” TOS: http://www.adult-fanfiction.org/tos.php Most importantly this section: You understand that the account you create is solely for your use alone and that you are not to allow other users access to your account. It is your responsibility to ensure the confidentiality of your log in credentials. If you allow other users access to your account, AFF cannot be held responsible for any loss of information. The only exception is joint accounts for co-authors and AFF must be notified if this is the case, otherwise the account is subject to deletion. If there is unauthorized access to your account, it is your responsibility to notify AFF immediately. By accessing AFF and/or creating an account I agree that I am at least 18 years of age and legally allowed to view adult related material. I can find no staff action deleting the story in question.
  6. pittwitch

    Long Time Coming

    I have been stuck in writer’s block hell for so long I can’t even remember when it started. I know I bought a new laptop last year and never bothered to download any word processor to it. Why? I wasn’t going to use it. Then out of nowhere, at work, not a likely location, a rabid plot bunny attacked. It won’t let go. I’m so strangely excited. I thought that part of my brain had died. Cheers to the writers and their rabbits.
  7. pittwitch

    Two + or Not Two +, THAT is the Question

    Here fact is far, far stranger than fiction. Always has been.
  8. pittwitch

    Pippychick's Review Replies (TV)

    I find the whole series fascinating. You write these three with grace and style. I thank you.
  9. Please don’t feed the trolls.  Please don’t fee the trolls.  Please DO NOT feed the trolls.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @BronxWench  mobile phones can be spoofed, effectively no security there.

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @pittwitch  Can you set the language to Eskimo?


    4. pittwitch


      Best solution yet, JayDee!

  10. Happy Holidays writers, readers, friends!


    1. Melrick


      Back atcha!

  11. wrapping, wrapping, wrapping


    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Take a leaf from Mr. Grinch, the hero of the season that teaches us about the perils of materialism.

    2. BronxWench


      ‘Tis Yule. All I want to do is burn a log and drink. All this shopping and pressure to out-gift people is just wearing me out, and I’m on the verge of a revolt.

    3. pittwitch


      Oh, I’m drinking alright.  Believe it or not, most of the gifts are for the nieces & nephews.  I can’t wrap MarineBoy’s yet – his sister doesn’t know he’s coming home.  :)


  12. pittwitch

    Count To Infinity

  13. 7:15 a.m. – I’ve cussed my 18 year old 3 times already.  Not a good omen for the day.

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    2. pittwitch


      They’re having a great day blaming all the problems of their world on their MOM!


    3. BronxWench


      Of course they are…:D

    4. pittwitch


      I have no control over the University canceling her campus visit.  Really.  :)