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pittwitch last won the day on June 18 2021

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  1. Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemotherapy for this oddball immune system of mine.  Wish me luck!

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    2. WillowDarkling


      :hug:  Sorry to hear that, Pittwitch. But I wish you the best of luck, and my thoughts are with you. :wub:

    3. Melrick


      Everything will work out, you’ll see. :hug:

    4. GeorgeGlass


      You didn’t fail those treatment options – they failed you

      Hope the chemo goes well.

  2. pittwitch

    In memoriam - Anesor

    Oh BW – I am so sorry for your loss.
  3.  Merry Christmas, fictional friends!

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    2. BronxWench


      Merry Christmas to you, my dear Witch! :hug: 

    3. GeorgeGlass


      Merry Christmas right back atcha!

    4. Melrick


      The same to you!

  4. pittwitch

    message 004

    Since you don’t seem to understand this – JayDee was being sarcastic. Google Bruce Springsteen. Bronxwench is the final authority for your questions or issues. You have the email to reach her. Cut out this nonsense, NOW.
  5. pittwitch

    message 004

    Are you putting me on? – BronxWench – the person who has been replying to your emails & posts all along.
  6. pittwitch

    message 004

    Bronx is the boss.
  7. Taking baby steps: wrote one page, now fighting my inner demons NOT to tear it up and burn it.  I’ve got to get back in the writing habit, even if it is AWFUL.

    1. BronxWench


      You can do this, my Witch. I have faith in you! :wub: 

    2. InvidiaRed


      fight the urge.  fuel is expensive

      So many hate the fact that the perfection eludes them but they fail to consider the inverse nothing you write is <3 worthless. <3:cheerfulcat:


    3. JayDee


      I’m with BW! You got this!

  8. Day 7 of quarantine.  Things are definitely less than ideal.  :) 

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    2. pittwitch


      They’re slowly getting everyone full functionality.  This was not well planned lol.

    3. BronxWench


      It never is. Trust me, I work for the freaking government, so we’re definitely going with dysfunctional.  But at least we got the word on Thursday that we shouldn’t go out and visit cases in person anymore.  :lol:

    4. InBrightestDay


      Well, I don’t work for the government, but I do work at a grocery store, so I sympathize in regard to the craziness.  Sorry for what you’re going through.

  9. pittwitch

    HP/SS Sub/Dom

    How Severus Spends the Summer Hols http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544188763&chapter=51
  10. pittwitch


    A long, long time ago, in what feels like another lifetime, I wrote a tribute piece for a dear friend who passed away. The piece was for publication in the flyer for his memorial race. Yesterday, his son, now my neighbor, stood in my yard, with tears in his eyes, thanking me for writing the piece, capturing what that part of his dad’s life was all about. I didn’t sign the piece. He just knew it was me. He says he goes through his dad’s scrapbook every year, takes out that flyer, and smiles. So for those of us who write, alone in the dark, with no idea who is reading, keep writing. If your words only touch one person, you have succeeded! Keep writing!
  11. Operation GetFired  is not going well.  I must up my SnarkGame.  :)


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    2. BronxWench


      If you figure it out, tell me! :lol:


    3. pittwitch


      Thus far, I’ve tried:

      1. Telling off the biggest boss I could find
      2. threatened to stab my favorite coworker with a plastic spoon
      3. told a client that I’m not Dr. Who and can’t use the Tardis to travel back in time to accommodate their request
      4. told same client that they would need to provide the Oujia board to have the dead person sign the documents that they wanted signed
      5. yelling at the closest supervisor to me
      6. Yelling at email from aforementioned client: “F off, Dickety Dick!” in front of the biggest of the big bosses
      7. Asked another client, “What part of ‘your borrower does not want to do that’ did you knot understand?”
      8. Stood up with the same coworker, blasted “I Will Survive” while singing along and Dancing at our desks
      9. Bit my supervisor’s finger – she had her hand clamped over my mouth when MucketySchmuck was escorting visitors past us on a tour – ruined my perfect window of opportunity 
      10. Sat at my desk and filed my nails while waiting for the computer to catch up to me
      11. used my cellphone at my desk in full view of everyone
      12. walked across the office with my dress tucked in my underwear – granted that was a mistake but …
      13. deliberately did not dress up on “visitor day”
    4. InBrightestDay


      Honestly, just reading this is one of the funniest experiences I’ve had this month.

  12. pittwitch

    How Did You Find Fanfiction?

    Kudos for an inspirational teacher!