Shinju

Marian - The Sisters of Mercy

Well I invented internet porn. That's why I'm now a millionaire and use Dior dresses to wipe my ass.

cellular phone. Then he said,

V: Vampire Bat (bat)

"The Sillybugger is what gives a Jedi his power." -- Obi-Wan Kenobi

sexy, so he whipped out

I made Disneyland.

I'm female and I write het and m/m. I have an outline for a f/tv story in the works and one day I'd like to have a f/f couple in a sci fi series I'd like to write. When I was young I only used to like girls. Then my mom kept telling me not to become a giant muff loving lezzy and I made myself sick every time I thought about girls and then only began to like guys. This inability of me to think of women sexually led me to my m/m phase. Now, after an emotional outburst my mom tells me she didn't really mean it and I can bring home whatever gender I want. Only now I'm injured and I don't know when or if I'll get better and it's pretty much impossible for me to have sex at this point. So now I'm just very confused . . .

Cursing . . . that's tricky business right there. I hope you can benefit from my own experience and listen to a friendly word of advice. Just don't do it. Ever. For any reason. If it works you will regret it. Forever. Not that I ever "cursed" anyone with a spell or anything. But one time I met someone in passing and they pissed me off. Bad. I was very, very angry. Angry was a new feeling for me at the time (you can thank a man for that) and I was just getting used to it. I think, not being used to handling such an emotion, I went a little bit crazy. It only took a moment. Just one moment and I never really thought about it again. I wished for something really bad and really specific to happen to that person. I didn't know that it would come true. Things like that don't happen in real life, right? Karma has a weird way of fucking with me when I do something wrong. Through a series of misfortunes in my life, I met this person again. I really, honestly didn't remember at first. It took me a while to figure it out. Trust me, if you knew what it was you would know it wasn't some freak coincidence. It happened. And the timing was right, it happened when I wished it. And trust me, that person will never be the same. Nor will I. I will never be the same. So please, anyone reading this, never wish anything bad upon anyone. Ever. Don't even think it. And especially don't wish for it. And that would have to be my greatest sin. My biggest flaw would be when I get angry or scarred, strange things start to happen. That's why I try to remain as emotionless as possible. Which is why I write. My characters feel the emotions I lock away and all my pain, despair, and helplessness is channeled through them.

Always wanted to do that, you're my hero.

That would have to be in the butt, Bob. No, seriously, several places come to mind and I couldn't say for sure which would be the weirdest. 1) In a one room public lady's restroom with someone waiting in line to use it. 2) In a deserted church parking lot at night. 3) Some guy tried to cum in my ear once. But don't worry, I ducked. So I guess that one really doesn't count.

I invented deodorant. Everyone owes their non-stinkyness to me.

The moon is actually my left testicle from back when I used to be a man. Yep, that's how big they were.

Thats no fair, I really can blow stuff up with my mind. I've also levitated and one time Bloody Mary came when we called her! Did I tell you that my grandfather designed the Hindenburg??? No, really. I'm also a direct descendant of the dinosaurs. You guys killed off my people!!! Once, I drank an entire gallon of Smirnoff Black Cherry vodka and I didn't feel a thing!

I have never . . . . had sex with a tranny. Has anyone here ever done that??? Sorry, that was way random.

I sometimes think about her and wonder if she's okay. Not that I ever talked to her or anything. I just hope she knows I just hope that wherever she is she knows what a great thing she got started here, and that she is responsible for giving hope and laughter and joy to so many.

I feel your pain. I finally got some tanks with super high necklines to wear under everything to keep men's eyes away from that area. Mine are 38F and up until several months ago, when they started selling my size at Lane Bryants, there was only one hole in the wall lingerie shop in this town that sold them. And before that, nothing. I went through half my life wearing an ill-fitting bra because nobody sold my size. What is wrong with these people? There are many women with huge chests that need bras! And you don't sell them? What the f@#$%&g hell!? Are we just not aloud to live because we have massive gazungas??? Our boobs are so big they are afraid to have us in their stores because they think that if we turn around too fast one of our boobs may slap another customer in the face??? WTF!? Anyways, if I can't get them down by loosing some weight and doing some push ups, I may have to get reduction surgery. Chronic severe neck pain and all that.

Be warned, this is the longest post ever. If I won the lottery tomorrow, here would be my dream vacation: First I would start off by visiting every place I have not yet been to in my Haunted California book. I would take many pictures and eat at many interesting places. Then I would go to Disneyland and all the theme parks around there. And go to Hollywood. I've only been to Hollywood passing through, I believe. Then I would go to Hawaii for two weeks to a month. I would body board half the time and the other half I would be hiking, site seeing and going to luaus. I'd visit every island, especially Maui because I remember loving it as a child. It goes without saying that wherever I go I would be staying at and visiting haunted places and eating a lot of good food and visiting gyms and going to spas. I would also buy a lot of awesome and geographically unique stuff and send it home. Because if I really did win the lottery there would be a maid at home to take care of it. Also all my friends and family that could make it would be with me for most of the trip. And there would be pictures too, lots of pictures. And video. After Hawaii I would visit the Oregon Vortex because I always wanted to go there. I'd rent a car or camper and probably drive so I could see beautiful scenic Oregon. I would do a lot of camping at the parks in that area. Lot of camping. Then I would go to New Mexico and see Santa Fe and visit a lot of family and historical sites. Then I would visit the east coast and go to Colonial Williamsburg and buy everything there. I went there as a teenager and I loved all the re-created antiques there. I would probably make it a point to see all the museums in D.C. and visit all the civil war battlegrounds in that area. Then I would go to New Orleans, even though I wish that I could have seen it before the flood. I actually had the chance to go for my 21st, but I chose Vegas instead, thinking 'Hey, it's not like New Orleans is going to disappear, right?' Wrong. I would of course, then go to Disney World for and entire month, also visiting every theme park in the area. After that I would spend some time in the Virgin Islands just chillin'. I would order a lot of language learning CDs and then sit on the beach learning Spanish, French, Italian, German, Polish, two different dialects of Chinese and then Japanese. Then I would hop on a first class cruise ship to Europe. I would go to England and Ireland and Scotland and Wales. I'd then visit France and Germany and Italy and Spain, hitting every major city there and hitting the club scene. I'd only visit Poland if one or more of my Polish friends went with me, although I would still learn the language so I could speak it to everyone when I got back. I would then go to Thailand and Indonesia because I have always wanted to go to those places. I would then hit China and go to any place that caught my interest. I'd spend like a month in Hong Kong. I would then go to Japan and immediately go play pachinko. I would buy a lot of manga, anime and Asian television series on dvd. I would spend a month in Tokyo. Then I would go see Australia and New Zealand. I would meet a lot of hot Australian guys with accents and bask in the shivers their sexy voices would give me. I would then go to Egypt and see that large museum that I saw on the travel channel that they said would take several months to see everything in. After that I would get on a plane to Canada and see Montreal, Vancouver, and Prince Edward Island. I'm a big L. M. Montgomery fan. After that I would go home, having a sense of accomplishment that I took the absolutely coolest vacation ever. There's probably a ton of stuff I want to do that I left out, but if I got everything that would take even more forever and you would probably stop reading it if you haven't already. And there, my friends, is my dream vacation.

My condolences about the passing of your father and his prior illness. People like your reviewer who have so little compassion about such things are obviously very much sick in the head, and deserve to be told so for two reasons. 1) Because it is your right, when someone treats you rudely like that, to treat them rudely back, and 2) It may do them some good to hear that they need to seek some sort of psychological counseling and/or medical treatment. Your reviewer obviously does not have a firm grasp on reality or possess priorities befitting a rational functioning, decent member of human society. You would be perfectly in your rights to tell this person off, and, if you felt it necessary, discontinue all contact with this person and delete all her reviews. It also sounds, according to her behavior, that this person may be a kid in their early teens and should not be aloud on this site. At least in that case it may not be too late for them to grow up and get a life.

Hi, I'm Shinju. Female, mid 20's, brunette, mostly just read the original slash section now, although I do still venture into fanfiction and het now and again. I just registered for the forums even though I've been with the site since the great historical fanfiction.net smut ban. Some of you youngsters just outa high school may not remember. I started writing fanfics for aff back in 2003 when I was 19. Now I'm in the middle of a slash original fiction that is taking forever. My author's handle is the same as my forum handle.