Shirotaka

Toilet

^ is nearly a Hentai

Waking up every day to see the face of my girlfriend.

The Reason -- Hoobastank

Oh Okay. Famous Athletes. (first name is what counts) A: Allen Iverson

I will work on mine. 10/10

Asshat -- Like shithead.

Wow... that must have been terrifying. I dreamt I was Fidel Castro on Ice.

This is a WIP, first chapter, more to come very soon. Title: Dirty Little Secret Author: Shirotaka (White Hawk on the archive) Summary: A career criminal sees something he would never expect while trapped in a vault. Feedback: My first story, lemme have it! Fandom: Original >> Real Life. URL: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095917

Xerox Errors Never Openly Praise Homely Orphans By Interactive Chat P I Z Z A Z Z

Happy new year!!!!!ones!!ichi!

I can hardly wait! I *adore* this fast reply feature!!

Knorg... what I would give to live one day in your world..

Rockstar in my pants

9489

They don't bathe. Why would you not bathe?

Yacht

Neither have I. ^^ I have never lost a fight to a five year old girl.

a wonderful form of heaven on earth in an edible object. Reading is good for ____________.

So he asked her if

George Washington

Yes! more for my collection! *pokes with a box of Cheerios*

I would want to go back to Philip's body. If I were a spade...

I own your mom.

Because they like to tell people what to do. Why?