GeorgeGlass

FYI, googling “Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them” garners 11,500 hits.

woohoo!  Two days off in a row!  So far.  Keep yer fingers crossed!

Considering it made it into the title, the Wardrobe had a much smaller role than the Lion and the The Witch.

What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone:
I start typing “bread”; phone suggests “breasts.”
I start typing “half-and-half”; phone suggests “half-assed.”
Have I mentioned that no one should ever borrow my phone?

What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone:
I start typing “bread”; phone suggests “breasts.”
I start typing “half-and-half”; phone suggests “half-assed.”
Have I mentioned that no one should ever borrow my phone?

What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone:
I start typing “bread”; phone suggests “breasts.”
I start typing “half-and-half”; phone suggests “half-assed.”
Have I mentioned that no one should ever borrow my phone?

What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone:
I start typing “bread”; phone suggests “breasts.”
I start typing “half-and-half”; phone suggests “half-assed.”
Have I mentioned that no one should ever borrow my phone?

My friend had knee replacement surgery, and we finally got the Jeep windshield replaced. Making progress is a good feeling. My friend’s finally on the mend and won’t be confined to a walker much longer.  For all the craziness in life, I’m feeling pretty good about the last couple of weeks now that they are done. Now to focus on the next thing on the must do list.

10k!!    10,000 dragon prints to Jefferey... wow.

Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work. 

Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work. 

Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work. 

Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work. 

Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work. 

The wee corgi is home! She’s a little bit stoned on meds, but she’s home, and I’m so glad to have her here!

My mom died this week. She had been on a downward spiral since my dad died a couple of months ago; she missed him terribly, and I think it was more than her limited mental resources (she had multi-infarct dementia) could handle. But she told me years ago that she had done everything really important that she wanted to do in her life, so whenever death came, she would be all right with it. Knowing that makes me all right with it, too.

My mom died this week. She had been on a downward spiral since my dad died a couple of months ago; she missed him terribly, and I think it was more than her limited mental resources (she had multi-infarct dementia) could handle. But she told me years ago that she had done everything really important that she wanted to do in her life, so whenever death came, she would be all right with it. Knowing that makes me all right with it, too.

My mom died this week. She had been on a downward spiral since my dad died a couple of months ago; she missed him terribly, and I think it was more than her limited mental resources (she had multi-infarct dementia) could handle. But she told me years ago that she had done everything really important that she wanted to do in her life, so whenever death came, she would be all right with it. Knowing that makes me all right with it, too.

My mom died this week. She had been on a downward spiral since my dad died a couple of months ago; she missed him terribly, and I think it was more than her limited mental resources (she had multi-infarct dementia) could handle. But she told me years ago that she had done everything really important that she wanted to do in her life, so whenever death came, she would be all right with it. Knowing that makes me all right with it, too.

New phones always fall on the first day. It’s a universal law. It’s motherfriggin science. If you got a new phone and it didn’t drop the first day, then you’re a witch and you need to stop cheating because it’s not fair. 

The wee corgi lass is in the hospital.  ::sigh::
I fucking hate epilepsy.

Have a great independence day, my unfortunate neighbours South of the border!  just close your eyes and imagine you have Idris elba or bernie Sanders or whatever your particular flavor of politics is as president for the day. 

My cat found a christmas bow. Like the kind you stick on presents. I have no idea where he found it. He’s not an outdoor cat. Our christmas stuff is packed away in the attic only accessible through a closed off staircase in a closed off closet that he has no way of getting into… and he’s been playing with it nonstop for three days. 

I love my pets, but I think it's creepy when people start acting like their pets are their children. On my commute this morning, I saw a car with a sticker that read, “My child has four paws.” I found myself wondering, if this person were in a burning building and had to choose between rescuing their dachshund or a neighbor's child, which one would they save?

I love my pets, but I think it's creepy when people start acting like their pets are their children. On my commute this morning, I saw a car with a sticker that read, “My child has four paws.” I found myself wondering, if this person were in a burning building and had to choose between rescuing their dachshund or a neighbor's child, which one would they save?