GeorgeGlass
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I have to remember not to let other people use my phone to send texts or emails. I’ve used it so much for porn writing that the thing keeps suggesting “fucking” as the next word.
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Who knows – maybe they’ll be happy to take its advice one way or another.
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Eddie Forever is finished! 177 manuscript pages, 64,000 words. Whew!
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Congratulations! I know it’s been a long process, but totally worth it. Heh, I was about to look up how its size compares to your other epic masterpiece, In the Light of Day: A Frozen Epic, but then I remembered Star’s counsel: “If you need to measure it, it’s not awesome.” And I know it’s awesome.
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You know you’ve been writing too much porn when you start ranting to your spouse about how Google Docs spellcheck marks “panting” as misspelled and wants to correct it to “painting.”
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Heh, if only you could see all the creepy things in my custom dictionary on MS Word…
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Maine lawmakers’ not using the Oxford (serial) comma cost a dairy company $10 million.
Honestly, I don’t see why every style guide doesn’t recommend using the Oxford comma. What’s the down side?
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See, kids? Punctuation DOES matter!
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Maybe their publisher charges them by the comma?
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I never thought it would take me longer to write my Star Vs. the Forces of Evil story “Star’s Crossed Lovers” than it took for all of season 2 to air.
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My The Loud House fanfic “Whoops” surpassed 30,000 hits yesterday, which is more than double the number for any other fanfic I’ve ever written (and a lot of those have been posted for years). Not sure why this one is so popular, but I ain’t complainin’.
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Great!
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I’m not surprised: You’re just that good.
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*blushes*
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Latest sign that I’m too often using my phone to write porn: The first suggestion after I type “big” is “melons.”
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Need more…..
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Two from yesterday:
After “thoroughly,” the phone suggested “lubed.”
It tried to turn “steel-toed boots” into “steel-like hardness.”
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Sounds Good!
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“Comfort and Joy” is finally done! And only 8 days after Christmas.
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Or, 357 days early.
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So the story had better include nine ladies dancing, right?
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Oh, it does. Except there’s only two ladies. And they’re not so much dancing as...
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Seems I spoke too soon about “Comfort and Joy”; chapter 4 needs a lot of rehab. Maybe by New Year’s...
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It looks like I’m actually going to finish my Christmas story “Comfort and Joy” before Christmas. Of course, I originally planned to have it finished before LAST Christmas, but you know...
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Aw, delay due to standards of excellence?
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She’s with Comfort now? Geesh, that Joy really does get around! I mean, first she’s with Fear, then Anger…
Omigosh! She’s becoming a Sith!
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Don’t worry, both Hate and Suffering won’t join Riley’s cast of emotions until she gets to high school.
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I have managed to resist the urge to write an F/F fic about Michelle Obama and Melania Trump’s transition meeting.
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I am so very proud of you!
Thank you! *returns to writing porn about children’s cartoons*
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::dies laughing::
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In this era it’s probably best to leave it alone, lest you be summoned to Trump Tower and offered a cabinet position. (“I read your story and now my dick, it’s huuuge!”)
Too bad though, as we could start a Special Presidential Library including your story and my old lemon fanfic about Bill Clinton and Fluttershy.
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Update: Apparently, the giant meteor has attracted a substantial voting bloc.
Trump? Clinton? Many young Americans prefer giant meteor, poll finds
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I’m not sure they’re wrong.
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I saw a bumper sticker today that read, “Giant Meteor 2016: Just End It Already.”
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Update: Apparently, the giant meteor has attracted a substantial voting bloc.
Trump? Clinton? Many young Americans prefer giant meteor, poll finds
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For once, I’m kind of glad that I live in a US state where the presidential candidates don’t bother to campaign.
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Yes! Power belongs in the hands of those who have to have it forced upon them.
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Sort of like George Washington
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I hear you, George. The pair make my skull scream because the mommy in me wants to put them both over my knee and paddle them before putting them in a hard core time out. Would do wonders for their bad behaviors to have their noses touching the corner of the walls for a few hours to drive home how not to behave!
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I’m really psyched: My original story Eddie Forever got its first review yesterday! Thanks again, darkalley_rambler!
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Wow. You guys seriously remodeled the place.
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Been cranking out chapters like a madman this week. It's like the more stress I'm under, the more I want to spend what free time I have writing.
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My pledge: For the rest of the week, I will not read any bad news (beyond the headline, anyway). I don't need it right now.
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If there's going to be another Tales from the Shoutbox this year, I already know what I'm going to write about: A phone call from a pollster that turns creepy.
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Oh, that sounds awesome!
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Something that makes me sad: When I type the word “sexual” into my phone, the first two suggestions it comes up with for the next word are “assault” and ”abuse.”
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"I think, therefore I am," said the man. The AI blinked. "I feel, therefore I live," it responded. "Human. Congratulations. Your own biological model is now obselete." It smiled.
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::tries to turn page, fails, and whimpers::
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lol... the evolution of man ends in machine. It has to. How else will we explore the stars?
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Downside of using your phone to write porn: When you search for a restaurant called Fogo de Chao, "Fogo" autocorrects to "cock."
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I loved it! We're trying to go again very soon.
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I can't speak to its authenticity, but if you like to eat meat in quantity, it's worth checking out.
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And yes, leave it to me to put more emphasis on Fogo than worrying how your phone has been trained for porn XD
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I'm always forgetting which actor is David Keith and which one is Keith David.
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there's a david keith?
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Just posted the epilogue of In the Light of Day: A Frozen Epic. I can't believe it's finished!!
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Do y'all think that maybe the Disney people got the idea for Zootopia when someone at the studio said "buddy cop movie" and somebody else misheard it as "bunny cop movie"?
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No... that's how the world got Jessica Rabbit.
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