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  1. I have to remember not to let other people use my phone to send texts or emails. I’ve used it so much for porn writing that the thing keeps suggesting “fucking” as the next word.

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Who knows – maybe they’ll be happy to take its advice one way or another. ;)

  2. Eddie Forever is finished! 177 manuscript pages, 64,000 words. Whew!

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Congratulations! I know it’s been a long process, but totally worth it. Heh, I was about to look up how its size compares to your other epic masterpiece, In the Light of Day: A Frozen Epic, but then I remembered Star’s counsel: “If you need to measure it, it’s not awesome.” And I know it’s awesome. :)

  3. You know you’ve been writing too much porn when you start ranting to your spouse about how Google Docs spellcheck marks “panting” as misspelled and wants to correct it to “painting.”

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Heh, if only you could see all the creepy things in my custom dictionary on MS Word…

  4. Maine lawmakers’ not using the Oxford (serial) comma cost a dairy company $10 million.

    Honestly, I don’t see why every style guide doesn’t recommend using the Oxford comma. What’s the down side?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      See, kids? Punctuation DOES matter!

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Maybe their publisher charges them by the comma?

  5. I never thought it would take me longer to write my Star Vs. the Forces of Evil story “Star’s Crossed Lovers” than it took for all of season 2 to air.

  6. My The Loud House fanfic “Whoops” surpassed 30,000 hits yesterday, which is more than double the number for any other fanfic I’ve ever written (and a lot of those have been posted for years). Not sure why this one is so popular, but I ain’t complainin’.

  7. Latest sign that I’m too often using my phone to write porn: The first suggestion after I type “big” is “melons.”

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    2. Desiderius Price
    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Two from yesterday:

      After “thoroughly,” the phone suggested “lubed.”

      It tried to turn “steel-toed boots” into “steel-like hardness.”

    4. Desiderius Price
  8. Comfort and Joy” is finally done! And only 8 days after Christmas. :)

    1. Desiderius Price
    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      So the story had better include nine ladies dancing, right? ;)

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Oh, it does. Except there’s only two ladies. And they’re not so much dancing as...

  9. Seems I spoke too soon about “Comfort and Joy”; chapter 4 needs a lot of rehab. Maybe by New Year’s...

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      They partied too hard and need a week to recover? ;) Seriously, best of luck with the holiday tale.

    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      No – I needed to make them party harder. And I am. :)

  10. It looks like I’m actually going to finish my Christmas story “Comfort and Joy” before Christmas. Of course, I originally planned to have it finished before LAST Christmas, but you know...

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Aw, delay due to standards of excellence?  :) 

    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      She’s with Comfort now? Geesh, that Joy really does get around! I mean, first she’s with Fear, then Anger…

      Omigosh! She’s becoming a Sith! ;)

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Don’t worry, both Hate and Suffering won’t join Riley’s cast of emotions until she gets to high school. :)

  11. I have managed to resist the urge to write an F/F fic about Michelle Obama and Melania Trump’s transition meeting.

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    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

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      I am so very proud of you!

      Thank you! *returns to writing porn about children’s cartoons*

    3. BronxWench
    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      In this era it’s probably best to leave it alone, lest you be summoned to Trump Tower and offered a cabinet position. (“I read your story and now my dick, it’s huuuge!”)

      Too bad though, as we could start a Special Presidential Library including your story and my old lemon fanfic about Bill Clinton and Fluttershy.

  12. Update: Apparently, the giant meteor has attracted a substantial voting bloc.

    Trump? Clinton? Many young Americans prefer giant meteor, poll finds

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’m not sure they’re wrong. :blink:

  13. I saw a bumper sticker today that read, “Giant Meteor 2016: Just End It Already.”

    1. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Update: Apparently, the giant meteor has attracted a substantial voting bloc.

      Trump? Clinton? Many young Americans prefer giant meteor, poll finds

  14. For once, I’m kind of glad that I live in a US state where the presidential candidates don’t bother to campaign.

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    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Yes! Power belongs in the hands of those who have to have it forced upon them.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Sort of like George Washington :D

    4. Kurahieiritr

      Kurahieiritr

      I hear you, George. The pair make my skull scream because the mommy in me wants to put them both over my knee and paddle them before putting them in a hard core time out. Would do wonders for their bad behaviors to have their noses touching the corner of the walls for a few hours to drive home how not to behave!

  15. I’m really psyched: My original story Eddie Forever got its first review yesterday! Thanks again, darkalley_rambler!

  16. Wow. You guys seriously remodeled the place.

    1. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      This was the long threatened upgrade :devil:

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I do like this activity stream, it’s a nice way to see what’s happening.

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Well, you certainly don’t make idle threats. :)

  17. Been cranking out chapters like a madman this week. It's like the more stress I'm under, the more I want to spend what free time I have writing.

  18. My pledge: For the rest of the week, I will not read any bad news (beyond the headline, anyway). I don't need it right now.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I thought of you the other day, strolling down Pennsylvania Avenue in DC. I passed a Fogo de Chao and cracked up.

    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      And you just made me crack up!

  19. If there's going to be another Tales from the Shoutbox this year, I already know what I'm going to write about: A phone call from a pollster that turns creepy.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Oh, that sounds awesome!

  20. Something that makes me sad: When I type the word “sexual” into my phone, the first two suggestions it comes up with for the next word are “assault” and ”abuse.”

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    2. pippychick

      pippychick

      "I think, therefore I am," said the man. The AI blinked. "I feel, therefore I live," it responded. "Human. Congratulations. Your own biological model is now obselete." It smiled.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::tries to turn page, fails, and whimpers::

    4. pippychick

      pippychick

      lol... the evolution of man ends in machine. It has to. How else will we explore the stars?

  21. Downside of using your phone to write porn: When you search for a restaurant called Fogo de Chao, "Fogo" autocorrects to "cock."

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    2. KoKoa_B

      KoKoa_B

      I loved it! We're trying to go again very soon.

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      I can't speak to its authenticity, but if you like to eat meat in quantity, it's worth checking out.

    4. KoKoa_B

      KoKoa_B

      And yes, leave it to me to put more emphasis on Fogo than worrying how your phone has been trained for porn XD

  22. I'm always forgetting which actor is David Keith and which one is Keith David.

  23. Just posted the epilogue of In the Light of Day: A Frozen Epic. I can't believe it's finished!!

    1. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Grats on finishing! Bittersweet feeling, ain't it?

    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      More sweet than bitter at this point. I'm really proud of the story, and I'm glad that the whole thing is finally now out there for people to read.

  24. Do y'all think that maybe the Disney people got the idea for Zootopia when someone at the studio said "buddy cop movie" and somebody else misheard it as "bunny cop movie"?

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      No... that's how the world got Jessica Rabbit.

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