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The great thing about writing Star Trek fanfic is that there’s almost nothing canon about Vulcan and Orion genitalia, so you can pretty much make their bits work however you want.
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Well, the only canon bit I can think of is from ST6. “Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place.” after Kirk kicked that other fellow in their “knees”.
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What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.”
What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chipotles in a dildo.”
Even my grocery list is not safe.
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Maybe the phone’s daydreaming about a bottle of Chipotle sauce being used as a dildo?
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I am now certain George’s phone has achieved a particularly salacious form of sentience. Bravo!
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Superman is now on that rather exclusive list of action movies whose best fight scene doesn't involve the main character. (The best fight being that between Mr. Terrific and Lex Luthor’s armored goons.) The only other examples I can immediately think of are both from the '80s: Total Recall, whose best fight scene is between Rachel Ticotin and Sharon Stone’s characters, and the James Bond movie The Living Daylights, which included an amazing fight between a random MI-6 agent and Necros, an assassin who strangles people with the wire from his Walkman.