BronxWench

TO COME...
Wolves PART list
 
Part I: Petr & Evan
Part II: the Canadians
Part III: Stepan & Miron
Part IV: Baron
Part V: Movladi
Part VI: Wasp
Part VII: Priest
Part VIII: Jorey

the horror… the horror… https://imgur.com/a/xkmjbbB (screencap of forum with “Ice Cream Parlor”) theme

Nothing starts your day off much better than a warm and fuzzy review of a story that has been out for a while and that the reader gets the core concept...

I’m so relieved the Christmas anthology is going well. I feel bad for being semi MIA for it last year. You guys are awesome! My gorgeously talented AFF family! 
Rock on, guys! 

Blessed yule, Merry christmas, happy hanukkah! 

Holiday Anthology is up! There’s still plenty of time to write a story and contribute! Everyone is welcome!

http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600109191

Watching birds eating seeds (Youtube vids for my cat) and listening to nerd rap, looks like a nature show with super gangsta birds singing about zombies and gaming. 

I’ve just finished reading Chapter 4 of the sequel that’s being written to my story Whore of Heaven and I’m blown away by how good it is. It’s coming to AFF when it’s finished and I think anyone who gives it a chance will love it. Plot! Characters! Awesome descriptive passages! Tasteful nudity! Do I actually need to email the tos email to say “Yes, I am happy with this sequel and any quotes/ paraphrasing needed for references to my story” or is gushing on the forum enough?

It’s quiet… Too quiet…

Look out, Starfox! It’s a trap!

I found the old bubble shooter game! https://www.shooter-bubble.com/
I still suck at it!

Yeesh, I got sucked in by a special offer betty crocker sent me… how could that be bad? She’s a wonderful baker!
It was for a free 11oz custom mug from shutterfly. My cost was S&H, which was like 10$. I made the mug with my four favorite book cover images I made.
The shutterfly app said the imaages weren’t detailed enough. but they didn’t tell me the WxH so I could reduce the full image to boost the pixel density but forced clipping. But I still like it: The covers for 3 fanfics and placegolder from an original from an earlier NaNo. As I was finalizing I could rotate and look inside the mug, but the image on the recept was more crude. We’ll have to see how it turned out. If I had more credit, I’d order a few more and send as a ‘so there’ gift. 
 
 

...when you go to ask the neighbour to turn down the rap music they’re blasting during finals season, and instead of the Dude you’re expecting, it’s a tiny little blonde girl in yoga pants, with hipster glasses… 

I was reading the comments on a news article today, and someone mentioned that in Greek mythology, the male gods (chiefly Zeus) often lied for sex with women or raped them outright. Then another poster asked, “What if the version of Greek mythology that was passed down to us was the rule 34 fanfic of its time”?

Post NaNo reboot in progress… defragmenting. reallocating hours… writer.exe update in progress...

Next time, on As the World Burns …
I’m sorry everyone, but Siri has been reading your fics to me. It’s been marvelous. 

Let one more person yell at me today and they will KNOW why I am called witch. 

For those of you who don’t follow me, the planning thread for the Holiday Anthology is up! But seriously, you should be following me.
 

“I wanted to do a show about a character that was and innocent, and so I focused on a sea sponge because it’s a funny animal, a strange one, I thought he was a funny, nerdy, squeaky-clean square.” RIP Stephen Hillenburg

After a short burst of writing, I’ve finished the chapter that’ll let me reach my nano goal.  My story will make 200k words on Friday!  (Still need to wait, proofread, so that’ll be Friday, the last day of the month.  While this will be cutting it close, on time is on time.)

Finally got more than two words into a christmas story. I’m 1500 deep now, and suddenly all my plans turn to shit because my characters decided to do it their own way. Well if you wanna dictate the direction, you fictional assholes, you could at least write me an outline or something! 

Now if you were a deity vying for control of a world with pantheons(teams/alliances) With the standard alignment axis
and you only got one avatar(lynchpin to said world. Its destroyed you’ve irrevocably lost your bid for said world)
With the alliances having access to far greater resources and power of said world. With heroes, monsters and even demigods duking it out over this vast map. Fog of war at play.
You’re a loner god with no ties to any faction. Where would you decide to place your avatar?

For everyone celebrating today, a very Happy Thanksgiving. 
I am thankful for my family, both real life and my extended online family. I’m thankful for a warm home, and food on the table. I’m thankful for so many things today, and grateful, too.

This will show how long it’s been since I logged in but… where did all the games go?

Survived the double shift
Unfortunately, I had to witness preteens in skintight jeans and G-strings. I’ve never felt the urge to call child protective services before.

For everyone celebrating today, a very Happy Thanksgiving. 
I am thankful for my family, both real life and my extended online family. I’m thankful for a warm home, and food on the table. I’m thankful for so many things today, and grateful, too.