BronxWench

The very happiest of birthdays to WillowDarkling, my sweet Neko-baby! I’m wishing for only wonderful things for you this year!    

The very happiest of birthdays to WillowDarkling, my sweet Neko-baby! I’m wishing for only wonderful things for you this year!    

The very happiest of birthdays to WillowDarkling, my sweet Neko-baby! I’m wishing for only wonderful things for you this year!    

forgot to post this but on may 21st at 5:05am, my sister had her baby! 3lbs 5oz 13 inches! Adeline Bernice Rose! PROUD AUNTIE! they are keeping Addy at the hospital til she reaches 7 pounds! 

Next chapter of A New Lease on Life – “61: Forgiveness Goes Both Ways” – is complete, sent out for beta-reading, and with a little luck, should go live on ALL SITES (except Tumblr because Tumblr is run by censor-happy dickbags) by the end of the month! 
And just think: it only took almost a YEAR to get that chapter completed.  Kimber Bryant is, again, a very large part of the delay. She’s so hard to write, I swear, sometimes I want to just give in and kill her off AGAIN. Forget second chances in other worlds, it’s too hard to get in her headspace to deal with writing her often. At least we only have two more Kimber-centric chapters before we can get back to our regular programming.
...why did I commit myself to her arc? I must be a masochist or something.

I’m back-ish? So much turmoil has happened in the past four months of my life and I think writing somewhat helps me. Well, it hinders more because I let events affect my writing. 
Anyway. I’ve decided to post the latest story I’d been working on. Started the story back in October and still working on it. 13 chapters already so I’ll post a chapter everyday.  

Final grade for the fan fiction terminology final assignment is in, and the assignment earned me an 8,5 (out of 10), which resulted in a final grade for the course, of 8. Not too shitty… 

Hey, did you see my title… I’m a Master… lol

(runs and hides)

Having spent the past two weekends tackling ambitious to-do lists, I’m already planning to spend at least one day of the coming weekend doing virtually nothing but chilling on the sofa and watching TV. Good thing season 5 of She-Ra drops tomorrow. 

While browsing Paheal, I accidentally clicked on an ad link, and now ads for Eve's Toys are appearing in the middle of news articles when I read them on my phone. Time to clear my cache, methinks.

Alrighty then… Terminology final assignment done, created a terminology list for fan fiction… let’s see how that goes  

You guys ever find yourselves shipping a pairing you know you shouldn’t?  Like maybe the relationship isn’t exactly healthy, or one of the characters is a hero and the other is the villain, or something like that, but you still kind of like seeing them together?

I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

There goes another cat

I’m ba-ack!!

My evolving list of chores:
1. Clean and polish front door
2. Buy caulk for cabinets
3. Laundry
1. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
2. Clean and polish front door
3. Buy caulk for cabinets
4. Laundry
1. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame
2. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
3. Clean and polish front door
4. Buy caulk for cabinets
5. Laundry
I’m never gonna get to that laundry.

I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to the amazing Melrick! If it were possible, I’d send you a Key Lime pie from JG Melon’s, but you’ll have to settle for a virtual hug.
 

THIS is why I have no faith in Reverse Dictionary. Granted, I suck at summarizing phrases and that doesn’t help the AI anyway, but its best guess for “Someone who has had wrong done to them” is VIRGIN?!

...I can’t. I just can’t even.

Excerpt from A New Lease on Life – 61: Forgiveness is for the Victimized (WIP)
 
Sometimes when I read back over what I’ve written, it feels like I just vomited up words on a page, swept it into a pile, and called it good. Other times, like this, I wonder if I carved them out of my chest and walked away without realizing a piece of my heart was missing.  All I meant to do was get into the groove of the chapter and I stabbed myself right in the feels.
 
*From a WIP/rough draft, no checking done yet – expect mis-comma-ing all over the place and maybe a spelling/grammar error or two.)

Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch. Love you!
   

Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch. Love you!
   

Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch. Love you!
   

Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch. Love you!
   

Ten ways you'll explain to your grandkids all those pictures of you in a face mask.
1. "This was right before I fought Goro in the semifinals."
2. "Unfortunately, our Kickstarter campaign for M*A*S*H: The Musical only collected a dollar eighty-nine."
3. “Yeah, your gramma really loved it when I’d put on this mask and- You know what, never mind.”
4. “They used to make all the ugly kids wear these. I hope puberty is kinder to you than it was to me.”
5. "...an' I did it all with nothin' but my horse, my pearl-handled six-shooter, an' that there mask."
6. “I could teach you, but be warned: The way of the shinobi is not an easy one.”
7. “On the up side, I got paid five hundred dollars for being on When Rhinoplasties Go Wrong.”
8. “This was long before you could just buy a kit to make meth.”
9. “Safe sex made one hell of a comeback in the 2020s.”
10. “I tell you, the very last thing you want when you’re fighting zombies is to smash one in the head and get splatter in your mouth.”

As of 1 hour 18 minutes ago, I am officially 34 years old.
Time for the annual bout of freaking out about all the things I haven’t done in my life!