BronxWench

I’m fairly sure they never properly activated when they registered back in November.

I’m going to have to leave myself a note, as this user is claiming that their main profile is locked.  It’s more like they didn’t activate into the new system after the password changes, or were not inputting the password allowing for case sensitivity.

It’s not so much that they’re a scammer as it is that we don’t allow soliciting for commissions on AFF. I’m not sure if the new software will actually stop them altogether, or if we’ll have to rely on reports and go from there. But we have much better tools with the new software, which should help cut down on the spamming and scamming going forward! 

Ah, well, if they were a scammer I feel less bad about raising it! Thank you for looking into it. Looks like I missed a a couple:
https://naruto.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=read&no=600107091
https://lotr.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=read&no=600081641
Does the new software stop ‘em doing more or is it just a case of keeping an eye out? 

All removed, and thank you!
 

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I really appreciate the clarification there! I’ve seen worse too, but I’m happy with a B. B minus maybe. 
I can say also you’ll probably want to avoid the Buffy fic I’m working on since there’s a whole lot of frantic sloppy drool-splashing face fucking with extra heavy loads planned for it, on the plus side I don’t usually write sound effects so only 2 out of 3 would be really bad… 
Also, instead of choking frog I picture a Goblin, Glurk, who just gives the best BJs. 
“Tavenkeep! Why’s this place called The Goblin’s Head?”
“Go see Glurk in the back room, traveller, and take a gold piece.”

The Man on the Clapham Omnivorebus 
Review @BronxWench on January 12, 2026
Thank you! And thank you for the review. I appreciated it. I don’t think this is entirely the sort of thing to find a wide audience tbh , but it was fun to get back to write something. 
It’s a tough one isn’t it? Like, if you really think the horrible monster isn’t real then you must be on a normal bus, having an absolute psychotic break meltdown while hallucinating horrible things. Which is a hugely unpleasant experience. Or so I’ve been told. Some of those pints of cider though? Worth the horror! Then again, if the horror is actually real, at least you aren’t crazy, although it probably doesn’t feel any better.
Heh, honestly, I chuckled a bit writing it. I wrote one line for this Buffy fanfic I’m back working on the other day that had me absolutely hurting for laughing, but it’s probably a combination of only me actually finding it funny but also being too silly to leave in so I might have to cut it and leave it for a sillier fanfic down the line.
I gotta do a follow up where he’s being rescued from a succubus by a vampire who needs more energy,
“Hey, if you want to keep that semen in your balls, let me drink your blood!”
...part 2 conclusion out within a week!
Thank you again for the review, I absolutely appreciated it. 

Summary: Caught by the bus, wounded, horrified, Dylan needed an angel. No mortal alone could escape the insatiable public transport vehicle once snared. He got something else...
Feedback: Appreciated but not expected.
Fandom: Original / Supernatural.
Pairing: OC / OC
Warnings: Hum MF Oral Violence
Solo story or chaptered story: Chaptered. Part 1 up.
URL: Here

I did manage a Hallowe’en fic this year, for a change! I started a Holiday fic but things got crazy. I might still try to finish it, maybe by Midwinter? 
 

Thank you!
 

I did manage a Hallowe’en fic this year, for a change! I started a Holiday fic but things got crazy. I might still try to finish it, maybe by Midwinter? 
 

This is true!  And a well-done Halloween story it was, in my opinion. 🙂

😆
“Gawd as my witness, that man is broken in half.”
Well, next fic won’t be smut (The Lake House is non-erotic), but hopefully it’ll still be a good read!

Now I hear a pro-wrestling announcer,
“Bah gawd! It can’t be! InBrighestDay has returned to AFF, swinging that sex fic like a mad man!”

As a follow-up, specifically to the @JayDee point I missed in my previous post, I too miss the days when there were tons of entries to these holiday anthologies, but maybe it’s cyclical.  The other writers are still around, and if I can throw a story into the anthology after being absent from the holiday lineup for years, then you never know when someone else will reappear! 🙂

I did run into that, but my immediate concern was the fact that I wasn’t sure how many spaces to put between paragraphs to make sure the site would display them.
My first attempt resulted in the story being crunched into a single chunk of text, and I don’t think anyone wants to read an 11,000 word paragraph. 😄

Well… Certainly Death and Decay do.
It would? Selfcest? 

So, and I realise this may be the kind of tastelessly offensive question you may want to ignore, but if Famine fucked Fallow, or vice versa, would that be masturbation?
 
 

From JayDee on January 08, 2026
Man, forums really have lost their influence… the holiday stories used to get loads of contributions… Such things happen.
Insidious by InvidiaRed
…is it bad I know what Therion means, but couldn’t quite remember the word/root for Amato? I know more beasts than loved ones I guess.
I’m not… entirely sure what happened overall.  This is very much a fault of mine rather than the story. The protagonist is a horseman of the apocalypse? Famine? The colt is the horseman’s horse, Fallow? Good name for famine’s horse, that. Fallow and Famine. Two beings, two parts of the same whole. Fallow is the more dangerous of the two.
It actually took me a long while until I found the perfect contrast. Death rides Decay, Conquest Rides Conflict, War rides Woe.
 
And the server was just an employee except when it was being an angel with his voice? I got all that. I liked a bunch of the individual sentences I could follow, like the destruction of the satellite, that was cool, It was the perfect way to show just how beyond The Blue Death is. Icarcus is his ult.
 
and the beast rising at the end, and the description of the endless battlefield. All good stuff! Also, I found the half-remembered J, and the past time compelling.  Feel like it’d be neat for ‘em to hook up again. 
“Terrible and proud as only a living blasphemy could. The salted sheets cascading off its lumbering form.” Thank you.
That’s my favorite bit, right near the end. Really good bit of imagery.
JD,
Also a living blasphemy.

I saw George’s thread the other day about a spacing issue on posting. was that what you had? 
https://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/topic/77018-spaces-disappearing-when-i-paste-text-from-word/#comment-458671
Could be there’s something playing up! I didn’t have a comment because I haven’t uploaded anything for a while. 
Great you got it finished after all this time. I’ll get in and get it meaningfully reviewed! Edit – done. Real shame these holiday anthologies don’t get more folks these days

Well, it’s almost a week after the new year...but you know what?  I’m posting it anyway!
@JayDee, @Thundercloud, @InvidiaRed and all the others who were interested but who I can’t remember right now, Meaningful Gifts has been added to the Winter Holiday 2025 anthology!
I thought this was going to be up earlier today, but then I had to spend some time fighting with/learning the secret ways of AFF’s formatting, specifically how to keep the site from compressing all the paragraphs together into a single chunk of text. 😅
And don’t worry about me ignoring your stories!  I will be reading and posting reviews for the already posted holiday chapters over the next few days. 🙂

Hot Dog! 
By @Thundercloud
Thank you for the review! With those circa 1000 word flashfics could be kinda hard getting much character in, so nice that one worked for ya. I tended to find with writing those I’d end up having to cut bits out to make the limit, It’s been a few years but I may well have just not had room for extra jokes. Would definitely be some good gag options though!   As for the words… well, obstreperous is probably most common, especially as obstreperousness, will more often feature in broadsheet newspapers or more journal-like magazine articles, while oblation and oakum are probably best known/used in much more niche categories, although you probably wouldn’t be too surprised to find them in fantasy works either. All three words probably count as more common than some of the prompts we used to get!   Thank you again. 

I’m gratified to learn that there were already several Zootopia stories here before I posted mine! That seemed like an awfully big gap in fandom. I’ll definitely give them a look.

It was actually no trouble at all, with the new beta. I do want to check with manta before I attempt moving the one from Movies to Cartoons, however. We have a new widget for that as well, but there were all sorts of cautionary statements, and I’m likely to end up summoning something I can’t banish...