CloverReef

I vote for InvidiaRed’s idea.

Sounds like a self-help book that I absolutely need in my life. 

A self-help book that enables you to bump into things man was not supposed to know….

And more importantly, bump uglies with.

Cause deep space and or a ton of other dimensions tend to be awfully lonely.

*Warning Author is not responsible for any mishaps and or misunderstandings with unknowable entities. Please do not read if you are pregnant and or nursing. If you are a sex that cannot be pregnant please consult with the nearest available physician.

Primary side effects include Xenophilia. unnatural growths. Sudden markings in dead or unknown languages on sensitive flesh. New orifices. tentacular genitalia. Ocular genitalia.Sapient genitalia.  Scales. bruises. Smelling colors. hearing textures. Speaking in tongues. Sudden new organs of undetermined purpose. Weight loss, Weight gain. Height gain. Height loss. Alternating sexes. Inability to understand modern language. Inability to understand any language. Unexplained smells. Bills and proof of residence of the following places.

R’yleh, Carcosa, Lake Hali.

Missing pets. Sudden new pets. Unknown suddenly interested family from Innsmouth. Cults with an inornate fondness for kidnapping. mundane ancient artifacts bearing your likeness. Sudden new discovery of your ancient burial place. Etc..