Looking for a couple of "Haruhi Suzumiya" fics (possibly by the same author)

[Guest Leinhart]

 Hello. I’m looking for a couple of stories in the “Haruhi Suzumiya” universe. I think they was written by the same author? but I’m not sure.

First, one was called "Fellatio of the Haruhi Suzumiya" or something along the line. As far as I remember it's a story about Haruhi giving out blowjobs to win somekind of contest or become a celebrity.

Second one is about Haruhi falling into some kind of a dream or trance and Kyon had to go into her dream with Nagato (or Koizumi in Nagato’s body) to wake ker up.

For some reason I can’t find these stories in the anime section, so I’d like to ask for help. Or, if they disappeared from the site, can someone, please, tell me, what happened and what’s author’s nickname was?

Thanks in advance and best regards.

[BronxWench]

I’m not finding any record of staff action with respect to this story. Sorry!

[Guest Leinhart]

 Maybe there is at least info about author? Profile or nickname, at least?

[BronxWench]

Honestly, since we’d never had an issue with them, I don’t have a record of the author’s name. I’m sorry! Maybe someone else who reads/writes in the fandom might remember.

[Guest TFC]

The first one at least was from Alfonso Ling. He seems to have completely disappeared last year and taken all of his stories with him, which really sucks.