DirtyAngel Posted September 14, 2015 Report Posted September 14, 2015 Self explanatory, give a reason to goto work named I'll go first: Cause the Boss said he wanted to see your butt at your desk at 0800! Quote
GeorgeGlass Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 Two words: casual Friday. Quote
GrayNeko Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 Is it weird that I've had this dream lately? Like a couple a times over the course of several months. I'm not even into exhibitionism and the dreams aren't sexual in nature, just me strutting around work in a pair of boots and a hat, only occasionally bothering to cover myself. Anyway, as for a reason how about: I needed to even out my tan. Quote
magusfang Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 So no one notices you came to work drunk? Quote
DirtyAngel Posted September 15, 2015 Author Report Posted September 15, 2015 Save on dry cleaning Quote
GeorgeGlass Posted September 16, 2015 Report Posted September 16, 2015 Because it's time those stiffs in Human Resources got a look at the raw materials. Quote
magusfang Posted September 17, 2015 Report Posted September 17, 2015 Because then people would stop messing with your office chair Quote
GeorgeGlass Posted October 9, 2015 Report Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) Because you're tired of your coworkers complaining about the junk on your desk. Edited October 9, 2015 by GeorgeGlass Quote
DirtyAngel Posted October 9, 2015 Author Report Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) No one will steal your pens when they see where you keep them...then again, maybe they will ok read it again, that says pens not penis! Edited October 9, 2015 by DirtyAngel Quote
GeorgeGlass Posted October 13, 2015 Report Posted October 13, 2015 Because someone called you a stuffed shirt, and you're aiming to prove them wrong. Quote
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