Guest Zyx Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I am so hot, homeless people gather round me to stay warm for the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm so hot I can only be handled with tongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I am so hot my very existence is proof superconductors cannot exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I am so hot, I have no need to know what a superconductor is because people just love to give hot people money so therefore I don't need to be a smartypants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I am so hot that just one smile from me and Mount Vesuvius popped it's cork! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted June 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 I'm so hot I can make women ejaculate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 I'm so hot, I could make a dead man cum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted June 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 I'm so hot, the people around me suffer from a little something called "Jaw Drop Syndrome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 I am so hot one touch from me sends girls into a 24 hour uncontrollable orgasm seizure, slowly oozing cum from their pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted June 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 I am so hot one touch from me sends girls into a 24 hour uncontrollable orgasm seizure, slowly oozing cum from their pussies Take me now. I'm so hot I can't cry, my tears evaporate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 I am so hot, my nickname's SuperNova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted June 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 I'm so hot, I orgasm when I look in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 I am so hot, when I turn on the tv the people just stare at the camera and moan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haywire_Hakaze Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I'm so hot, Hell rents me out as a heating system in the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I am so hot, people don't invite me swimming because I turn their pools into saunas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I am so hot I give martians earthburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet D Coolette Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'm so hot, Satan's sulking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foerick Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'm so hot birds travel to me in winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I am so hot, any and all fetish porn is based on my hotness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyet Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'm so hot that I iron my clothes as I walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 I am so hot my hotness radiates not only through space but also time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 I am so hot, I am personally responsible for the melting of the polar ice caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 I am so hot, me having sex would result in charred corpses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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