Shinju Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Just answer this simple question: "How hot are you???" Example: "I am soooo hot, I once looked at an ice cube and it melted." Your turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 I am so hot, I live in the Netherlands and I got a sunburn before summer started >_> That didn't make any sense but it doesn't matter, I'm not hot >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 ^^ But you got a sunburn, in the Netherlands, before summer started. I am so hot, my nipples shoot out laser beams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I'm so hot I live in the netherlands and I'm burning alive... Wasn't my assfaced country supposed to be cold??? no, srsly: I'm so hot I melt the earth I walk upon, and thus sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I'm so hot I melt the earth I walk upon, and thus sink. XD I am so hot, they use lava to try to cool me down a few degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I am so hot, like srsly: I am SO hot!!! xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I don't feel hot today, I just ate cheesecake. But here it goes anyways: I am so hot, I accidentally killed Iceman when we tried to have sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I am so hot, I want to post something naughty here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I am so hot, every time I come home from a hard day of being me, I have to ice my booty because so many people have pinched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skiler Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I'm so hot, I caused globle warming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 ^^ you polluting bastard!!! I am so hot, I come with a warning label. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I am so hot, if I were an elemental: I'd be superheated plasma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I am so hot, I have to wear sunglasses to prevent my smoldering gaze from causing people to spontaneously combust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I am so hot: I get sunfreeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'm so hot, when it rains I start to sizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'm so hot, even the sun gets jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I am so hot, I could give someone spanking burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I'm so hot, I make the Sahara Desert sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I'm so hot it seems cold again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I'm so hot I was declared a natural, but very sexy, disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I am so hot I'm an In Flames fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'm so hot, I can make the ice cream man melt by just walking past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted May 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'm so hot, the ice cream man attached a GPS tracking device to my ear so he could stay outside a ten mile radius of me at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I am so hot, mah facial hair is actually liquid sulfur oozing from my skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I am so hot, mah facial hair is actually liquid sulfur oozing from my skin That sounds painful! I'm so hot that I scorch the very earth that I walk upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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