The "I am so hot" game

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, homeless people gather round me to stay warm for the night

[Shinju]

I'm so hot I can only be handled with tongs.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot my very existence is proof superconductors cannot exist.

[Shinju]

I am so hot, I have no need to know what a superconductor is because people just love to give hot people money so therefore I don't need to be a smartypants.

[maidenhair]

I am so hot that just one smile from me and Mount Vesuvius popped it's cork!

[Shinju]

I'm so hot I can make women ejaculate.

[maidenhair]

I'm so hot, I could make a dead man cum!

[Shinju]

I'm so hot, the people around me suffer from a little something called "Jaw Drop Syndrome."

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot one touch from me sends girls into a 24 hour uncontrollable orgasm seizure, slowly oozing cum from their pussies

[Shinju]

I am so hot one touch from me sends girls into a 24 hour uncontrollable orgasm seizure, slowly oozing cum from their pussies

Take me now.

I'm so hot I can't cry, my tears evaporate.

[maidenhair]

I am so hot, my nickname's SuperNova

[Shinju]

I'm so hot, I orgasm when I look in the mirror.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, when I turn on the tv the people just stare at the camera and moan...

[Haywire_Hakaze]

I'm so hot, Hell rents me out as a heating system in the winter.

[Shinju]

I am so hot, people don't invite me swimming because I turn their pools into saunas.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot I give martians earthburn

[Velvet D Coolette]

I'm so hot, Satan's sulking.

[Foerick]

I'm so hot birds travel to me in winter

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, any and all fetish porn is based on my hotness

[Jyet]

I'm so hot that I iron my clothes as I walk.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot my hotness radiates not only through space but also time.

[maidenhair]

I am so hot, I am personally responsible for the melting of the polar ice caps.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, me having sex would result in charred corpses.