Guest Zyx Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 I am so hot, homeless people gather round me to stay warm for the night Quote
Shinju Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Posted May 29, 2008 I'm so hot I can only be handled with tongs. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 I am so hot my very existence is proof superconductors cannot exist. Quote
Shinju Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Posted May 30, 2008 I am so hot, I have no need to know what a superconductor is because people just love to give hot people money so therefore I don't need to be a smartypants. Quote
maidenhair Posted May 31, 2008 Report Posted May 31, 2008 I am so hot that just one smile from me and Mount Vesuvius popped it's cork! Quote
Shinju Posted June 1, 2008 Author Report Posted June 1, 2008 I'm so hot I can make women ejaculate. Quote
maidenhair Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 I'm so hot, I could make a dead man cum! Quote
Shinju Posted June 2, 2008 Author Report Posted June 2, 2008 I'm so hot, the people around me suffer from a little something called "Jaw Drop Syndrome." Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 2, 2008 Report Posted June 2, 2008 I am so hot one touch from me sends girls into a 24 hour uncontrollable orgasm seizure, slowly oozing cum from their pussies Quote
Shinju Posted June 3, 2008 Author Report Posted June 3, 2008 I am so hot one touch from me sends girls into a 24 hour uncontrollable orgasm seizure, slowly oozing cum from their pussies Take me now. I'm so hot I can't cry, my tears evaporate. Quote
Shinju Posted June 4, 2008 Author Report Posted June 4, 2008 I'm so hot, I orgasm when I look in the mirror. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 4, 2008 Report Posted June 4, 2008 I am so hot, when I turn on the tv the people just stare at the camera and moan... Quote
Haywire_Hakaze Posted June 5, 2008 Report Posted June 5, 2008 I'm so hot, Hell rents me out as a heating system in the winter. Quote
Shinju Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Posted June 5, 2008 I am so hot, people don't invite me swimming because I turn their pools into saunas. Quote
Velvet D Coolette Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 I'm so hot, Satan's sulking. Quote
Foerick Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 I'm so hot birds travel to me in winter Quote
Guest Zyx Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 I am so hot, any and all fetish porn is based on my hotness Quote
Jyet Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 I'm so hot that I iron my clothes as I walk. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted July 26, 2008 Report Posted July 26, 2008 I am so hot my hotness radiates not only through space but also time. Quote
maidenhair Posted July 30, 2008 Report Posted July 30, 2008 I am so hot, I am personally responsible for the melting of the polar ice caps. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted July 30, 2008 Report Posted July 30, 2008 I am so hot, me having sex would result in charred corpses. Quote
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