angeldust Posted March 9, 2015 Report Posted March 9, 2015 Sometimes when you cry "WOLF!" there's one staring you in the face, although it sounds more like he should cry Cougar. Jamaica is a nice nation to visit as long as you stay in the gated hotels. Quote
magusfang Posted March 9, 2015 Author Report Posted March 9, 2015 Two days, all I have to do is dodge her for two days... Quote
COJimmyV Posted March 10, 2015 Report Posted March 10, 2015 You're stronger than me. I'd have a hard time NOT flirting. Quote
magusfang Posted March 10, 2015 Author Report Posted March 10, 2015 Flirting is ok, making it physical is not in facy flirting is encouraged, it helps with repeat business, makes the clients feel special. That's why this company usually send female guards to men and male guards to women...cheap tactic I know, but surprisingly effective. Sorta how the cute flirty waitresses get the best tips. COJimmyV 1 Quote
COJimmyV Posted March 10, 2015 Report Posted March 10, 2015 Just get her good and drunk so she goes to bed alone and hope she's hungover tomorrow. Rescue25 1 Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) No worries, I love my family way too much to do anything stupid. Although this woman has been flirting pretty hard, I don't usually wear my wedding ring on jobs like this, it just seems to egg the female clients on...weird You already did. You are there. Sometimes a "little" safer in CONUS. But you like the danger. B Edited March 10, 2015 by Rescue25 Quote
BigMan7307 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Posted March 10, 2015 And you thought you'd be safer not jumping out of planes. At least then, you were a ways away and didn't have much direct contact, now, you're standing right there with them. The client may not be that dangerous, one slip and the girls will have you hanging by certain appendages and i'm sure a cattle prod or whips may be involved. Keep the client happy, and yourself safe, who knows, if your chapters are nice and sweet, your welcome home may emulate them when you get back. Quote
magusfang Posted March 10, 2015 Author Report Posted March 10, 2015 Get back? Dude the girls are here! Quote
angeldust Posted March 10, 2015 Report Posted March 10, 2015 Yeah, what? Didn't they teach you English Comprehension in school? He said that they did the pre vacation shopping thing last week and the lil one enjoyed it. Quote
BigMan7307 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Posted March 11, 2015 i missed that whole section apparently, damn. i won't even wonder where my mind was at that point. just don't do anything stupid like, umm, call your wife by the contract's name or something, i could see shark bait happening then. Quote
magusfang Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Posted March 11, 2015 I'd just shoot her down, but the damn anime people have brain washed me - I expect every cute asian girl to suddenly break out the giant sword or cats with laser beam eyes or some such crap...My dreams are haunted with tiny asian girls kicking my ass... Quote
angeldust Posted March 11, 2015 Report Posted March 11, 2015 Hey it could be worse, like a frontal attack. Quote
BigMan7307 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Posted March 11, 2015 You've spent way too much time thinking about the twins attacking max. You would have to shoot her down gently tho, gotta have that repeat business, make her kind of think that there might be an eventual possibility. I'm sure the girls understand it's part of the job, but, jealousy has a way of creeping in, remind them over and over and over. Quote
magusfang Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Posted March 11, 2015 Oh, I'm not complaining...I enjoy my dreams Maybe I can get my wife to dress up like sailor moon...WHAT?!? Quote
angeldust Posted March 11, 2015 Report Posted March 11, 2015 You ask for Sailor Moon and you get: Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) You ask for Sailor Moon and you get: The only thing that fits this is "OH SHIT". B Edited March 11, 2015 by Rescue25 Quote
Guest Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 Hey Magus, just a query. Do you read the reviews or is this "Corner" the best way to contact you? Waiting with bated breath for Chap 52. Quote
magusfang Posted March 12, 2015 Author Report Posted March 12, 2015 I read the reviews, but if you want a quick response, this is the place. 52 almost done, I kinda went on a tangent with it so looks like there'll be a 53 Rescue25 1 Quote
Sniper014 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 You are having so much fun with this book that you want to just tease us with the release of book three. Have a good time in Jamicia and please stay out of trouble that could get you seriously hurt unless it is the girls that causes the trouble that you get into because you sure do not want Popeye the Sailor Moon to get you. Will be awaiting the next release of both stories. Good luck with your babysitting job. Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 I read the reviews, but if you want a quick response, this is the place. 52 almost done, I kinda went on a tangent with it so looks like there'll be a 53 This is a good thing 53+. B Quote
that-one-guy Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 To be fair, as long as they keep coming i dont think we care how many there are. Quote
magusfang Posted March 12, 2015 Author Report Posted March 12, 2015 Had a of bunnies for Mia and it took the chapter over. Off on another tangent...but I did kinda need to close that subplot, I did leave the poor dog in a pod since Stella got shot! Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 To be fair, as long as they keep coming i dont think we care how many there are. Well into the hundreds would be my take. I like where he has taken this. MANY sub plots can go from here. Don't think this site has a limit on how many chapters to a story. Those that don't like the little nuances should go to the nearest big box store and lay in supply if duct tape to wrap their head in. B Quote
magusfang Posted March 12, 2015 Author Report Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Mmmm, not sure I'll go that far, but I didn't realize how many plot lines I left hanging. Some I'll take into the next book, but some I need to close. May take a few chapters...think of it as a really long epilogue But not right now, I really need a nap! Edited March 12, 2015 by magusfang Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 Mmmm, not sure I'll go that far, but I didn't realize how many plot lines I left hanging. Some I'll take into the next book, but some I need to close. May take a few chapters...think of it as a really long epilogue But not right now, I really need a nap! Monkeys take naps so fangface can write !! B Quote
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