magusfang Posted February 2, 2015 Author Report Posted February 2, 2015 DemonGoddess and Rescue25 2 Quote
magusfang Posted February 27, 2015 Author Report Posted February 27, 2015 Should've named this thought of whenever I get around to it... anyway, just found my new bar: Quote
magusfang Posted March 1, 2015 Author Report Posted March 1, 2015 So I finally went out to the local watering hole, and after a few cold ones I excused myself to add to the water table. As I looked up, I saw that someone had written, in blue ballpoint pen, "Titties and Beer". Now I tell you this not to complain or for some slightly pornographic joke, but to share with you that those three little words reaffirmed my faith in humanity! ChrissyQuinn 1 Quote
magusfang Posted March 3, 2015 Author Report Posted March 3, 2015 Yeah, I know you wish your cat was as badass as mine! Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 7, 2015 Report Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) And the twins started at 6. Good to know the monkey can shoot. Assume the older ones are proficient also. Excellent skill to have. B Edited March 8, 2015 by Rescue25 Quote
magusfang Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Posted March 7, 2015 Yeah, but evidently proficiency with a firearm doesn't neccasarily translate to nerf guns, LOL. Reallt susceptable to windage, even a ceiling fan can mess up your shot Quote
magusfang Posted March 8, 2015 Author Report Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) Sigh, found my old unit patch, ah the good ole days... Edited March 8, 2015 by magusfang Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Posted March 8, 2015 I see why you like the tropics. I had more than enough in Nam. B Yeah, but evidently proficiency with a firearm doesn't neccasarily translate to nerf guns, LOL. Reallt susceptable to windage, even a ceiling fan can mess up your shot Let's hope that if it hits the "rotating wind machine" that they won't try nerf guns. B Quote
magusfang Posted March 9, 2015 Author Report Posted March 9, 2015 Well I tried to download a picture but it's too big, imagine a palm tree, white sand, blue water, little cloudy but the sun is peeking out Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 9, 2015 Report Posted March 9, 2015 Well I tried to download a picture but it's too big, imagine a palm tree, white sand, blue water, little cloudy but the sun is peeking out Sounds nice. Read my post #1995 on YOUR main site. Have fun with the family. B Quote
magusfang Posted March 9, 2015 Author Report Posted March 9, 2015 Kingston is probably one of my favorite places; Hot, stinks, always seems to be gunfire in the distance...it feels like home Quote
magusfang Posted March 9, 2015 Author Report Posted March 9, 2015 So a joke today. An elderly couple were sitting on the porch of their rural home, listening to a faith healer on the radio, "I can heal whatever ails you, all you have to do is believe! Place on hand on the radio and one hand on you affliction, and I will send The Lord's healing power over the radio waves!" The old woman shrugged, thinking what could it hurt? So she placed one hand on the radio and one on her fragile heart. The old man glanced at his wife of fifty years and shrugged as he mumbled, "Oh what the hell?" He placed one hand on the radio and slid one down the front of his pants. The old woman sighed as she shook her head sadly, "Gerald, he said he could heal - not raise the dead!" Rescue25 1 Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 10, 2015 Report Posted March 10, 2015 So a joke today. An elderly couple were sitting on the porch of their rural home, listening to a faith healer on the radio, "I can heal whatever ails you, all you have to do is believe! Place on hand on the radio and one hand on you affliction, and I will send The Lord's healing power over the radio waves!" The old woman shrugged, thinking what could it hurt? So she placed one hand on the radio and one on her fragile heart. The old man glanced at his wife of fifty years and shrugged as he mumbled, "Oh what the hell?" He placed one hand on the radio and slid one down the front of his pants. The old woman sighed as she shook her head sadly, "Gerald, he said he could heal - not raise the dead!" Not a joke here - real world. B Sometimes my job just sucks But you LOVE it. That's why you keep going back. B Quote
magusfang Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Posted March 11, 2015 So, thought I'd just share this: Quote
Desiderius Price Posted March 11, 2015 Report Posted March 11, 2015 Looks like a one-stop-affair in the making! Quote
magusfang Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Posted March 11, 2015 parking lot is soooo sticky though... Quote
magusfang Posted March 12, 2015 Author Report Posted March 12, 2015 just sayin...couldn't hurt... Quote
Rescue25 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 Is that what they call a cup of coffee there?? Portable swimming pool maybe? Turn the monkey loose in it?? B Quote
magusfang Posted March 12, 2015 Author Report Posted March 12, 2015 I gave her a cup of half coffe half milk and she was a wild child for hours and crashed around an hour ago, napping now Quote
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