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So I finally went out to the local watering hole, and after a few cold ones I excused myself to add to the water table. As I looked up, I saw that someone had written, in blue ballpoint pen, "Titties and Beer". Now I tell you this not to complain or for some slightly pornographic joke, but to share with you that those three little words reaffirmed my faith in humanity! :)

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Yeah, but evidently proficiency with a firearm doesn't neccasarily translate to nerf guns, LOL. Reallt susceptable to windage, even a ceiling fan can mess up your shot

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I see why you like the tropics. I had more than enough in Nam.

B


Yeah, but evidently proficiency with a firearm doesn't neccasarily translate to nerf guns, LOL. Reallt susceptable to windage, even a ceiling fan can mess up your shot

Let's hope that if it hits the "rotating wind machine" that they won't try nerf guns.

B

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So a joke today.

An elderly couple were sitting on the porch of their rural home, listening to a faith healer on the radio, "I can heal whatever ails you, all you have to do is believe! Place on hand on the radio and one hand on you affliction, and I will send The Lord's healing power over the radio waves!"

The old woman shrugged, thinking what could it hurt? So she placed one hand on the radio and one on her fragile heart.

The old man glanced at his wife of fifty years and shrugged as he mumbled, "Oh what the hell?" He placed one hand on the radio and slid one down the front of his pants.

The old woman sighed as she shook her head sadly, "Gerald, he said he could heal - not raise the dead!"

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So a joke today.

An elderly couple were sitting on the porch of their rural home, listening to a faith healer on the radio, "I can heal whatever ails you, all you have to do is believe! Place on hand on the radio and one hand on you affliction, and I will send The Lord's healing power over the radio waves!"

The old woman shrugged, thinking what could it hurt? So she placed one hand on the radio and one on her fragile heart.

The old man glanced at his wife of fifty years and shrugged as he mumbled, "Oh what the hell?" He placed one hand on the radio and slid one down the front of his pants.

The old woman sighed as she shook her head sadly, "Gerald, he said he could heal - not raise the dead!"

Not a joke here - real world.

:beer:

B

Sometimes my job just sucks ;)

But you LOVE it. That's why you keep going back.

B

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