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So I finally went out to the local watering hole, and after a few cold ones I excused myself to add to the water table. As I looked up, I saw that someone had written, in blue ballpoint pen, "Titties and Beer". Now I tell you this not to complain or for some slightly pornographic joke, but to share with you that those three little words reaffirmed my faith in humanity! :)

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And the twins started at 6. Good to know the monkey can shoot. Assume the older ones are proficient also. Excellent skill to have.

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Yeah, but evidently proficiency with a firearm doesn't neccasarily translate to nerf guns, LOL. Reallt susceptable to windage, even a ceiling fan can mess up your shot

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Sigh, found my old unit patch, ah the good ole days...post-26187-0-27116500-1425777131_thumb.jpgpost-26187-0-27116500-1425777131_thumb.jpg

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I see why you like the tropics. I had more than enough in Nam.

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Yeah, but evidently proficiency with a firearm doesn't neccasarily translate to nerf guns, LOL. Reallt susceptable to windage, even a ceiling fan can mess up your shot

Let's hope that if it hits the "rotating wind machine" that they won't try nerf guns.

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Well I tried to download a picture but it's too big, imagine a palm tree, white sand, blue water, little cloudy but the sun is peeking out

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Well I tried to download a picture but it's too big, imagine a palm tree, white sand, blue water, little cloudy but the sun is peeking out

Sounds nice. Read my post #1995 on YOUR main site. Have fun with the family.

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Kingston is probably one of my favorite places; Hot, stinks, always seems to be gunfire in the distance...it feels like home ;)

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So a joke today.

An elderly couple were sitting on the porch of their rural home, listening to a faith healer on the radio, "I can heal whatever ails you, all you have to do is believe! Place on hand on the radio and one hand on you affliction, and I will send The Lord's healing power over the radio waves!"

The old woman shrugged, thinking what could it hurt? So she placed one hand on the radio and one on her fragile heart.

The old man glanced at his wife of fifty years and shrugged as he mumbled, "Oh what the hell?" He placed one hand on the radio and slid one down the front of his pants.

The old woman sighed as she shook her head sadly, "Gerald, he said he could heal - not raise the dead!"

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So a joke today.

An elderly couple were sitting on the porch of their rural home, listening to a faith healer on the radio, "I can heal whatever ails you, all you have to do is believe! Place on hand on the radio and one hand on you affliction, and I will send The Lord's healing power over the radio waves!"

The old woman shrugged, thinking what could it hurt? So she placed one hand on the radio and one on her fragile heart.

The old man glanced at his wife of fifty years and shrugged as he mumbled, "Oh what the hell?" He placed one hand on the radio and slid one down the front of his pants.

The old woman sighed as she shook her head sadly, "Gerald, he said he could heal - not raise the dead!"

Not a joke here - real world.

:beer:

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Sometimes my job just sucks ;)

But you LOVE it. That's why you keep going back.

B

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I gave her a cup of half coffe half milk and she was a wild child for hours and crashed around an hour ago, napping now

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