redsliver Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 Have sexual feelings for wooden copies of themselves. What kind of hobo should I give my cans and bottles to? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 the obessive one with the knife How many are there in the world? Quote
polywolly Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 9. There were 10, but lightning struck him down. Why do people insist on wearing clean clothes? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 because dirty clothes are "out" who drives social trends? Quote
polywolly Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 Underpants Gnomes. Will I be able to stay off the internet long enough to finish this freaking chapter? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 If the underpant gnomes decree such, no Why are hotdogs called hotdogs? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 because "rejected bits of ground up intestines" just didn't cut it in the market research. Why do we treat animals, like animals? Quote
redsliver Posted June 12, 2006 Report Posted June 12, 2006 Because we're no longer allowed to do it with the French. Why doesn't everyone just speak Swahili? Quote
polywolly Posted June 12, 2006 Report Posted June 12, 2006 Because not everyone can do that clicky thing with their tongue. Have you seen any bad movies lately? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 12, 2006 Author Report Posted June 12, 2006 Out of the corner of my eye only Is it true that gnomes really exists? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 12, 2006 Report Posted June 12, 2006 True because JK Rowling said so. What's the first fanfic ever made? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 "Spock and Captain Kirk get it on doggie style" By Horny McFangirl Why is spell check so hard to use? Quote
redsliver Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 Because it was developed by Americans who can't even spell colour or recognise properly. What makes a man? Quote
Guest arora Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 a small dangly thing located between his legs. if the motion in the ocean is good, than how long will it take to get to england? Quote
Nanaea Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 It depends on the size of the boat.... How come I can't say 'no' to anyone? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 because your eyes say yes Why does it have to be this way? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 15, 2006 Report Posted June 15, 2006 Because it's fate. Where did the idea that starts and planets influence destiny comes from? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 15, 2006 Report Posted June 15, 2006 From the little faeries in my soup. Why is it so BIG? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 15, 2006 Report Posted June 15, 2006 Because any smaller and its only second best Why is the world round? Doughnut shaped is so much cooler Quote
polywolly Posted June 16, 2006 Report Posted June 16, 2006 Because then globes would look stupid. Can't have that. When do cows actually come home? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 16, 2006 Author Report Posted June 16, 2006 When the cow-caller bellows How much rain can be held in the palm of your hand? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 16, 2006 Report Posted June 16, 2006 about as much as it has inside of it when the water pours over the edges What is the great question of life, the universe, and everything? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 16, 2006 Report Posted June 16, 2006 "Where's my towel?" Of which 42 is NOT a proper answer Now, where's my towel!? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 16, 2006 Report Posted June 16, 2006 I refuse to tell you. Anyone who doesn't know where his towell is also does not deserve aid I know where my towell is. Why do I still have trouble getting help? Quote
polywolly Posted June 17, 2006 Report Posted June 17, 2006 Because you forgot to dial the four-digit extension of the party you were trying to call. Or you could swing the towel over your head. Same difference. Quote
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