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Depends, check if there's a mark.

If AdultFanFiction hosted the soccer world cup, what would the final be like?

The winner won't be the team which makes the most goals, but whose players make the best couple.

Why is it so warm today?

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The winner won't be the team which makes the most goals, but whose players make the best couple.

Why is it so warm today?

Because God is looking to piss people off.

Why is cheese so delicious?

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Because Gos is looking to piss people off.

Why is cheese so delicious?

It's beacuse God loves dairy based foods as they say Blessed Are The Cheesemakers.

Why does Swiss chesse have holes in it?

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It's beacuse God loves dairy based foods as they say Blessed Are The Cheesemakers.

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it?

That's where the mice were.

Why does vanilla smell good and taste awful?

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The first thing you hear, when you get cached by your significant other, cheating on him/her.

Why has the day only 24 hours?

Because if the day was longer, you'd be on a another planet!

Why did both the Mayan and Anatazi Indians suddenly disapear from Mexico and SouthWest United States?

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Four if you sit in one of thier laps.

why is water wet?

So it can seep into needy tiny little places!

Why do women have tiny hidden little G Spots? ;)

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Putting on a chicken hat and running aroound saying that you are the second comming of christ.

Why am i a jerk

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Putting on a chicken hat and running aroound saying that you are the second comming of christ.

Why am i a jerk

Your a jerk, because the mutation took over perfectly and now YOU carry a new ultimate immortal strain!

Why do I have the equal hots for both boys and girls? CAL

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Because you are a cheap slut who dosen't care about anything other than feeling good

How can i set fire to the sun?

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because your body isnt used to it

why do all the good stuff you want to eat have to be bad for you

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