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Guest Melody Fate
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No, using melted margarine is an insult.

(Ignore... messed up)

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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knowing what game you're playing!

Is the "Title Share?"

Guest Melody Fate
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No, it's tittie share.

What have you been up to and why do you have that grin on your face?

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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As long as you concentrate on the grin and totally miss the low torch, I'm up to absolutly nothing<3<3<3

Who's house is first? cool.gif

Guest Melody Fate
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The one where the girl with the huge head lives.

Shall we dance?

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Should it? (applaud now)

Why don't women say men look uglier the drunker they get? (did I word that right?)

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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....drool....

How far below the gutter is your mind?

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Off hand, I'd say 2.5 centimeters.

Is the gutter dirty? It's great for floating toothpicks!

Guest Melody Fate
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small amusements, small minds...

Is chocolate worth worshipping?

Guest Mike256bit
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I hear war shipments are expensive.

Is that a bad play on words or what?

Guest Melody Fate
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I don't believe words play, it's against my religion.

Should we throw the watermellon at the fan?

Guest Mike256bit
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Sure, he's getting to rowdy anyway.

Can we hose him down afterward?

Guest Melody Fate
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That depends on if we have a hose that's long enough.

So by hose do you mean garden hose or something else?

Guest SilverFox-chan
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Only the "something else" could work?

Do you know what the something else is?

Guest Melody Fate
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That depends on if "Something else" is legal in all fifty states.

Why does the word "hose" make people think "dirty" thoughts?

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Well, two reasons: for men, it's because they are genetically programmed to think of the word "panty" before it; women see it as a phallic symbol.

Are women really from Venus and men really from Mars?

Guest SilverFox-chan
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I dunno, you tell me...

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Guest Melody Fate
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Brokeback mountain, apparently.

What's the difference between like and love?

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the part that comes after "L".

What's the difference between love and hate?

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