Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 No, using melted margarine is an insult. (Ignore... messed up) Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 knowing what game you're playing! Is the "Title Share?" Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 No, it's tittie share. What have you been up to and why do you have that grin on your face? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 As long as you concentrate on the grin and totally miss the low torch, I'm up to absolutly nothing<3<3<3 Who's house is first? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 The one where the girl with the huge head lives. Shall we dance? Quote
redsliver Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Ask me again in a dozen beers. Why do ugly women look prettier when I'm drunk? Quote
polywolly Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Are you sure you don't just look uglier? Does it bother you when people answer a question with another question? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 24, 2006 Author Report Posted July 24, 2006 Should it? (applaud now) Why don't women say men look uglier the drunker they get? (did I word that right?) Quote
Nanaea Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 No, you didn't. Why do I always end up naked when I get drunk? Quote
polywolly Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 For the same reason you always end up naked when you aren't drunk. Baked or fried? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Which ever one gets you naked. Caked or pied? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 ....drool.... How far below the gutter is your mind? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 24, 2006 Author Report Posted July 24, 2006 Off hand, I'd say 2.5 centimeters. Is the gutter dirty? It's great for floating toothpicks! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 small amusements, small minds... Is chocolate worth worshipping? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 I hear war shipments are expensive. Is that a bad play on words or what? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 I don't believe words play, it's against my religion. Should we throw the watermellon at the fan? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Sure, he's getting to rowdy anyway. Can we hose him down afterward? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 That depends on if we have a hose that's long enough. So by hose do you mean garden hose or something else? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Only the "something else" could work? Do you know what the something else is? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 That depends on if "Something else" is legal in all fifty states. Why does the word "hose" make people think "dirty" thoughts? Quote
quamp Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Well, two reasons: for men, it's because they are genetically programmed to think of the word "panty" before it; women see it as a phallic symbol. Are women really from Venus and men really from Mars? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 I dunno, you tell me... Where have all the cowboys gone? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Brokeback mountain, apparently. What's the difference between like and love? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 25, 2006 Author Report Posted July 25, 2006 the part that comes after "L". What's the difference between love and hate? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Lots of 'em, but even then, you can still experience both at the same time towards the same entity. Can you give me an example of something you love & hate at the same time? Quote
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