Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Nothing. Pepsi is the liquid ambrosia of the GODS THEMSELVES and anyone trying to break said addiction shall surely be punished, damn it. Why do some people like Coke more than Pepsi? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Because they can't handle the commitment. Why did I every try to stray? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Because sometimes we all must flirt with danger. Can Pepsi be as addictive as crack? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Only if the Pepsi wants to be. How's the sig going, Mel? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 I'm not Mel! Are you Mel? Quote
polywolly Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Only when she's on vacation. So, come here often? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Nah. I have a LIFE. Wait... do I? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 No, you're just a bot! How do we tell between people and bots on the net? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Bots have big shiney eyes! To stuffed animals have souls? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Posted July 22, 2006 Pixi asked: "To stuffed animals have souls? " (I think she meant "Do") How dare you suggest otherwise? (There there, suzie, she didn't mean it) How can people be so cruel? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Because its easier than having to say hello like one of those women who seem to be endlessly cheerful... Can't stand those kinds of people Why are looking at me like that? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 23, 2006 Author Report Posted July 23, 2006 What? I'm cross-eyed? Why are there two of you? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 They cloned me because aparently one wasn't enough. Who do you like more? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 Me of course! Do you see what I see? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 23, 2006 Author Report Posted July 23, 2006 "Friends, countrymen, lend me your eyeballs!" How tyrannical WAS Ceasar anyway? Quote
redsliver Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 yes, but only the one's that they've been sold. Is it right to tell a Christian missionary to shove their god up their ass? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 Yeah, especially if they come up to your door during your favorite activity. Am I going to get struck down by lightning for that? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 No, but God did remove your 'no soliciting' sign with a passion. Do those signs ever work? Quote
polywolly Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 I don't know. Ask the vaccum salesman buried in my...forget I said that. Does every person on Earth spend part of their day barefoot? Quote
quamp Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 Only those that bathe daily. What do you do with someone that won't bathe? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 That's why the fire department is on speed dial. How do you know when it's hot enough? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 23, 2006 Author Report Posted July 23, 2006 The butter you left out on the counter is a puddle. What is to be done with said butter? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 I'd tell you, but someone stole my butter. Did StoryJunkie steal my butter? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 23, 2006 Author Report Posted July 23, 2006 Indupitably! No end of uses for that melted butter! I wonder how many uses there are? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 There isn't enough butter in the world to answer your insatiable question. Will margarine do? Quote
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