Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Get someone else to get up and do it. Why are we still here? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Because the Forum Games have taken control of our minds. Why is the earth round instead of spiraled? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 'Cause it's only the Beta verion. The delta verion will not only be spiraled but have free drinks! what costum features would you like in your earth? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Fire doesn't burn you if you touch it but still keeps you warm, pet dragons, and throne of black satin and silver filligree. Who wants to own their own personalized planet? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I do! I do! Hey, aren't I the one making them? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 You only think you are, the rest isdue to the Matrix©. Why the drool?? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Huh? Oh, sorry. Teh Sex just walked by... Where did all the mosquitoes go? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Back to the blood bank known as you. Are we keeping it real? Quote
quamp Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Hmm... about as real as "reality" television, more or less. In a world where George W. Bush was elected president twice, who's to say what's sane anymore? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 I am, cause I am the sanist of the bu- OH! Alan Rickman is at my door and wants to marry me! Gotta go! Does Alan Rickman want to marry you? Quote
redsliver Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Yes, and he'll be duelling Jackie Chan for my hand at sunrise. Am I wrong to assume that all lesbians cry themselves to sleep because their preferences prevents them from getting a little Redsliver? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Yes. Yes you are. Who thinks Red is pouiting now? Quote
Nanaea Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 I don't. I think he's laughing. When will I get to take a real vacation? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 When I win the Winter Olympics Gold for Ice Skating. When will the stupid little 13 year olds who lie to get on AFF. Net stop praising me as their new idol? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 When you stop offering cookies and open a can of literary whoopass. What do I have to do to get some idolization? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Write an article about how stupid little children should be allowed to be on AFF. Why do people scare me? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Because you know we are watching you.... Why are we still sitting around here waiting fo rain? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Cause it's a rain of SEX! Now... what was that about opening "a can of literary whoopass"? (<3<3 http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story....5587&chapter=2) Quote
redsliver Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Well if you have to ask you never really will understand. Why can't I ever remember to plug in my mp3 player and charge the battery? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Because aliens ate your brain. Why are you staring at me? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Cause you are teh awesome. Duh! So, how many stupid people do you think Melody Fate made cry this week? Quote
quamp Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Are we talking cry as in "Boo-hoo" cry or cry as in "YOU GODDDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCH WHY I OUGHTTA -" cry? Are we becoming too angry as a nation? Quote
Guest Madapple Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 I think so, but maybe it's because our leaders, such as they are, forget to eat their prunes. Why does Wal-Mart (the evil empire) move their merchandise around just when you figure out where everything is? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Because the aliens ate their brains. How many questions in this game can be reasonably answered with "Because the aliens ate their brains?" Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 As many as those which start with "Why. . . " What can I do to beat a crippling Pepsi addiction? Quote
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