Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 er ... by flying? How does Santa deliver presents to people without chimneys? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 10, 2006 Author Report Posted July 10, 2006 He's magical! Will you two ever get tired? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 life is easy, it's humans that make stuff hard. how many double entendre's can a person fit in a sentence? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 forty two Why is Cannon in D by Pachabel so annoying? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 It's not. You only think it is. Why are comics so entertaining? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because watching grass grow isn't despire the amount of people who would "rather watch grass grow" why do people make asinine comments about life? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 To make themselves feel better. Why does logic not always work? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because somtimes it's applied to inapropriate situations. Why should people learn to use logic properly? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because then they might actually realize some things about life. Why do we have green alligators, long necked geese, humpty backed camels and chimpanzees, cats, and rats, and elephants, but no unicorns? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because they were eaten by the lions on Noah's Ark. Why has liberal become a dirty word in politics? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because polititians use a liberal coating of bull-shit when speaking to their constituants. Why are cat's eyes slitted? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 They're minions of Lord Voldemort, who has similar eyes IIRC. Why did Zidane do that stupid thing at the end of his international career? WHY? Quote
redsliver Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because he had frickin' bow! Every other FF hero at least got a sword, and Squall got a sword that was a gun! So getting eaten by a tree is an honourable suicide. Wait, is there another Zidane? What is the proper weapon to use when fighting evil possessed hippies? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Rainbows attacked to sword hilts Is auto-fellatio a homosexual act? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Only if you're super flexible. Will Agaib ever be able to tell when he misspells words? ^.~ (I believe you meant attatched up above.) Quote
quamp Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Men are intelligent. It's just that you women don't want to admit you're wrong sometimes. Why can't a woman admit she's wrong sometimes? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 11, 2006 Report Posted July 11, 2006 Because they don't want to be understood. What's your astrology profile for today? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Posted July 11, 2006 "Your life is nothing but junk." (How well, they know me) I think women are smart. They give birth to men, don't they? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 11, 2006 Report Posted July 11, 2006 No, that's one of the lies we let them believe. In truth, men are created from snips, snails and puppydog tails. So, what advice would you like to offer to the happy couple? Quote
polywolly Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 As long as the groom finished out the prescription, I doubt he'll be contagious. Have you seen Virginia Wolfe? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Posted July 12, 2006 I generally try to keep away from anyone who is woofing. Oh. Wolfe. My mistake. Is cancer contagious? Quote
redsliver Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Only if you're short. How do you open invisible treasure chests? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Find the invisible snap on on the invisible bra. Where shall we go today? Quote
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