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Guest Soulsearcher
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er ... by flying?

How does Santa deliver presents to people without chimneys?

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Guest Soulsearcher
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life is easy, it's humans that make stuff hard.

how many double entendre's can a person fit in a sentence?

Guest Soulsearcher
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It's not. You only think it is.

Why are comics so entertaining?

Guest Agaib
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Because watching grass grow isn't despire the amount of people who would "rather watch grass grow"

why do people make asinine comments about life?

Guest Soulsearcher
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To make themselves feel better.

Why does logic not always work?

Guest Agaib
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Because somtimes it's applied to inapropriate situations.

Why should people learn to use logic properly?

Guest Soulsearcher
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Because then they might actually realize some things about life.

Why do we have green alligators, long necked geese, humpty backed camels and chimpanzees, cats, and rats, and elephants, but no unicorns?

Guest Agaib
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Because they were eaten by the lions on Noah's Ark.

Why has liberal become a dirty word in politics?

Guest Soulsearcher
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Because polititians use a liberal coating of bull-shit when speaking to their constituants.

Why are cat's eyes slitted?

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Because he had frickin' bow! Every other FF hero at least got a sword, and Squall got a sword that was a gun! So getting eaten by a tree is an honourable suicide. Wait, is there another Zidane?

What is the proper weapon to use when fighting evil possessed hippies?

Guest Agaib
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Rainbows attacked to sword hilts

Is auto-fellatio a homosexual act?

Guest Soulsearcher
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Only if you're super flexible.

Will Agaib ever be able to tell when he misspells words? ^.~ (I believe you meant attatched up above.)

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Men are intelligent. It's just that you women don't want to admit you're wrong sometimes.

Why can't a woman admit she's wrong sometimes?

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"Your life is nothing but junk." (How well, they know me)

I think women are smart. They give birth to men, don't they?

Guest Melody Fate
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No, that's one of the lies we let them believe. In truth, men are created from snips, snails and puppydog tails.

So, what advice would you like to offer to the happy couple?

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I generally try to keep away from anyone who is woofing. Oh. Wolfe. My mistake.

Is cancer contagious?

Guest Melody Fate
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Find the invisible snap on on the invisible bra.

Where shall we go today?

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