Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they're modest and dont want to be naked Why do they wear tuxes and not other things? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they're very full of themselves. Why does the moon sometimes appear during the day? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because it's fighting with the sun Why do the sun and moon fight? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because the sun doesn't want to share it's light, but mom said it should share with it's little sister moon. Why do cows moo? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 because they're trying to poo! Why don't people suck milk right from the source? Quote
Guest arora Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 People have bad backs and can't twist around to get to it, and bulls get mad if you lick their cows titties. Why can't my cat stop chasing everything that moves? Quote
quamp Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Just put it in a room where nothing moves. Of course, that means the temperature of the room would have to be 0 degrees kelvin, and the kitty would probably die from the cold. Why be pedantic? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because being an idiot is worse Are you gruntled? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 9, 2006 Author Report Posted July 9, 2006 very. Is it possible to be too gruntled? Quote
redsliver Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Of course it is, but don't worry we'll tell you when. Why aren't drinking driver's subject to capital punishment? Quote
polywolly Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Ted Kennedy. Why are forum games so fun? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 9, 2006 Author Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because what's in other people's minds is VERY interesting. (and better than TV) Why must we eat? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because we must poo. Why are people so gullible? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because most people tell the truth Why don't you tell the truth? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 10, 2006 Author Report Posted July 10, 2006 *slaps you* I DO! Always! If dogs have such a good sense of smell, why do they stick their noses right on that pile of crap in order to smell it? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Gotta get as good a wiff as possible, tasting helps too. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 You just go down first street and ............ Why does death use wheels? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Cuz wheels help it go faster. Why do guys cheat on their girlfriends? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because they're probably not really in love with them. Is having a threesome cheating? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 I'm sorry, please insert a quarter to hear your fortune. Why do fools fall in love? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because smart people do too, and the fools hate being left out. Does everyone in the US have the right to fart whenever they want? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Dear God I hope not. Why do some women wear push-up bras? Isn't that like lying? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 I suppose so. I dont really care, boobs are boobs. Why did some of the founding fathers oppose the creation of the bill of rights? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Because they were still rooted in the ways of the past, they weren't willing to change the way things had been and still wanted an autocracy. And this is going to turn into a history lecture in a moment. Why do red and blue make purple? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 Well because when a a red and a blue love eachother very much ... How do storks bring babies? Quote
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