Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Leonhart29]

Only when I'm really tired.

Could that be my only problem?

[Guest echtrae]

do you think you might have other problems?

[Leonhart29]

Who doesn't?

[Guest echtrae]

Isn't that a bit of a loaded question?

[Leonhart29]

Aren't the best questions loaded?

[Guest echtrae]

They certainly tend to be more entertaining.

Do you need to worry about where you point loaded questions?

[Leonhart29]

Only while in church.

Why would I be in church?

[Guest echtrae]

Not a single reasonable explanation comes to mind.

Why would you be in church?

[Leonhart29]

I'm dead and it's my funeral?

[Guest echtrae]

That's a good reason I suppose.

I guess you don't get much say in the matter then, do you?

[StoryJunkie]

No. I wrote out my will, honestly, but I think it got lost somewhere. I hid it in a really good place, and it was so good that I forgot.

Do you realize that you can dictate stuff like that in a will?

[redsliver]

I do.

Is there anywhere that cremates in enough oxygen that there won't be any ashes?

[Guest echtrae]

But aren't you supposed to be left with ashes so the survivors have something to keep on their mantel?

[StoryJunkie]

Its not...ash, guys. (Heat generated by a nuclear explosion is estimated at 7,000* F, rendering anyone within the sphere of influence a mere shadow of their former selves.)

Anyone know what it REALLY is?

[Leonhart29]

Well - I know that when I was going to school for this kind of thing the "ash" was more the wooden box the body was placed in before being cremated with a few bits of bones that were left over for "just the right look".

Somehow I don't think that's what you meant though... could you be refering to something that deals with the soul perhapse?

[Guest echtrae]

Wasn't that was supposed to be ectoplasm or some such thing?

[Leonhart29]

It’s possible, but isn’t ectoplasm extremely flammable?

[StoryJunkie]

Hm. All I know is that when it is good, it is comforting, but when it is bad, it is scary.

Is is possible that hell was alluded to?

[Guest echtrae]

If such a place does exist, then it would make sense that each person would have their own personal hell so they can be properly tormented.

Wouldn't you agree?

[redsliver]

Not easily, no.

Heaven... hell... Why is there only two options?

[Leonhart29]

You're forgetting Purgatory - or as I like to call it - the line at the post office.

Is going postal the only way to get some attention these days?

[DarkCabaret]

Pretty Much .... Only Crazy Psycho People Make The News!

Why Is The Last Sip Of Beer From A Bottle So Nasty?

[Leonhart29]

It's called Back Wash.

Why is it that after my kids take a sip of my drink I end up with "Fishies" swimming in it?

[Guest echtrae]

It's the missing teeth.

What's your poison?

[Leonhart29]

Spending my days playing Bingo.

That's not what you expected is it?