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"Danger" is my middle name. Story "Danger" Junkie

Is that your middle name too?

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MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!

My question is going to be that of my grandfather Shamis Griffin said one day, here's it in story form.

Wife: TAKE OUT THE DAMN TRASH! *Three babyies begin crying*

Shamis: WHY?

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Because she'll knock you over the head with her cast iron skillet if you don't.

Why is it when you need the damn cast iron skillet for something other than cooking (like killing a spider) it's always filled with last night's grease?

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IT'S YOU!

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Now I'll phrase the title of one of the songs I like in a question...

I always get what I want?

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Frequently, and I suspect taker gets laughed at when uttering that word.

When is it going to be time?

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When it's time for me to visit the all powerful shitter I'll be sure to ask you for one.

Why is it somepeople (read into that one most) are uneasy when someone mentions having to eliminate waste?

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