dazzledfirestar Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 I'm not picky. Don't you believe me? Quote
quamp Posted March 9, 2007 Report Posted March 9, 2007 I think you haven't really heard a lot about this. Do You think Mr. B Natural (see previous post) could broker a peace between those two? Quote
redsliver Posted March 9, 2007 Report Posted March 9, 2007 Not without robbing them of their balls. Who would be interested in ninjas or pirates without balls? Quote
quamp Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Let's see here... "Avast, ye scurvy dog... please?" "You have dishonored your family, therefore, I have to ask you not to do it again." Is it just me, or does this not quite have the same impact? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 No - not quite the same impact. Do a pair of balls really make the difference? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Apparently they do. Why do you think that is? Quote
redsliver Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Because that's where the mojo is stored. Why don't I have a doomsday device? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 The answer to that would seem obvious to millions. Anyone wish to explain this to Red? Quote
redsliver Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 That'd be nice Wouldn't a doomsday device make a great conversation piece, though? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 I'm sure it would be the center of many conversations. Though, wouldn't some of the conversations likely revolve around disarmament? Quote
redsliver Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Yes but how else am I going to attract the hot superheroines? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Try sunning yourself naked on the roof. Or is that too obvious? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Well, he is sure to attract some attention then. But isn't it likely to be more law enforcement types? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Only if he decides to do it naked... What have you done now?! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 No reason. Does anyone know of a good staffing company that can find me some reliable minions? Quote
dest Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Just put an appication form in the forums and you will get tons of applicants Why do you want minions? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 They're a vital part of my secret not-evil-at-all-really plan. Was that too vague? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Yes, and perhaps a tad bit conspicuous. Have you tried places like Monster or Career Builder? Quote
redsliver Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Yes, but I keep getting distracted by internet porn. What important qualities do you look for in minions? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Ummm... well, loyality is pretty important. Oh and can you kill the superhero with some sort of entertaining prop? (ie Oddjob's hat) Quote
redsliver Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 How about rocket launchers in my eyeglasses? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Perfect! What kind of pay are you looking for? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 11, 2007 Report Posted March 11, 2007 Let's negotiate. How about a doomsday device? Quote
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