NinjaGaijin Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 In a contest. What contest was it? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 30, 2006 Author Report Posted June 30, 2006 the mysterious contest between ninjas that shows who can disguise him/herself the quickest when someone unexpected comes into the room when you are in the middle of assassinating someone. Why would ninjas do that? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 For money and sexual favors. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 fifteen and half. But only if they have a slice of lemon avalible What does drinking a pan galactic gargle blaster feel like? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Don't think, just SWALLOW! How many pickled peppers DID Peter Piper pick? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Enough to burn my mouth 'cause I forgot the game... How will I know when the world is over? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 It'll be raining gorgeous men. Why do people always go for what's WRONG for them? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 'Cause the wrong thing has a Alan Rickman petting zoo. Why don't I just go to sleep? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Because through the magic of teh intraweb, I have managed to spread my weird insomnia to you. How does fabreeze get the odor out of fabrics? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Febreeze is another name for this race of microscopic aliens that must clean everything. Why do people think muffin tops are attractive? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Government brainwashing. Why do mothballs smell so funky? Quote
polywolly Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Because they look like mushrooms. Everyone loves hallucinogens. If you walked backward fast enough, would you turn back time? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Yes, and destroy the fabric of time so none of us ever existed. How could people watch "Smilin' Bob" on the Enzite commercials and then actually order the product? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 The ladies want white teeth like his wife has too. Why do we ask why? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Because asking when is boring Who said what now? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. If the future is tomorrow and yesterday is in the past, and we live for the now ... how do we plan for vacation? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 By throwing away the confusing wording a booking a ship to the Carribean. Why would fifteen men be on a dead man's chest? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Because he owes them money. Why did the chicken cross the road? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 to make a statement about why chickens are so discriminated that they cannot merely cross a road without suspicion. Why did Darth Vader take off his mask in the end? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 It was damn hot under there! Why are there interstates in Hawaii? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Because they plan on building a really big bridge. Is it possible to "spoil" the plot to a fifty year old movie? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Yes, by making a REALLY bad remake with mayonaise. Does Elvis really live? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Only in the imaginations of the aliens. Why are humans sentient? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 They aren't really, the mice let us think so though. If the world was ruled by women, would missiles be shaped differently? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Definitely. What would the missles be shaped like? Quote
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