Guest arora Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 after the funeral. why do bananas go brown? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Because someone likes organic butt-plugs Why am I so disgusted by the human race? Quote
Guest arora Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 you've been watching CNN. why are moose funny? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 because it's the penguin's day off Why did a moose bite My sister? Quote
redsliver Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Your sister is moose hot. What would a woman do to me if I told her to her face she was moose hot? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 eviserate you What is the dumbest thing I can do? Quote
Guest arora Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 rip your clothes off and run at the president. define camel toe. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 The thing up your ass. Why are pigs unclean? Quote
redsliver Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Because cleaning them would drive up the price of pork. How can one animal give pork, bacon and ham? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 By being split into seven peices upon it's creation Quote
redsliver Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 It does indeed. What's the correct answer to the wrong question? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Yes This statement is wrong. How could it be? Quote
redsliver Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 It was written by a tiger. How many children must die before someone delivers me a pizza? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 a googol of them. Who will kill the children? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Necrophiliac pedophiles. What do you think of that new pedophile political party in Holland? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Creepy How do people manage to get off on stories with little boys/girls? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 There are a lot of losers in the world. Who invented Father's Day? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 A lonely father How does santa fit down My chimeny? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Lots and lots of lard. Why are the elves stupid enough to work for milk and cookies? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Because they have been forcefully brainwashed to do so. Why are trees hard? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 So they can screw the clouds. Why do cats meow? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 so they can force and human being to fall onto thier knees saying "It's soo cute!" Why do hotdogs and hotdog buns come in different numbered packages? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 So you'll be forced to buy more buns or hotdogs than you need. Why do people think that "as seen on TV!" makes it a better product? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Because people love thier TV, and they know it would never lie to them. Why am I so angry with Myself? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 18, 2006 Report Posted June 18, 2006 Because you forgot to get your father a card. Why do people get headaches? Quote
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