quamp Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 When your porn-hating S.O. catches you with it. Why don't some people allow their S.O.s to see porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Because they're insecure and paranoid. What would make a person so paranoid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Enculturation. Everyone tells them that porn is cheating. Who buys that idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 One of my husbands friends wives... she freaks out if they go to a movie and there's boobs. What other reasons could there be for being so irrational? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Massive dopamine imbalances in the brain. Or is that the GOOD condition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Depend on which way the imbalance swings. Did that sound kinda dirty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I imagine a naked man carrying two cups of coffee and two donuts across a teeter totter being pumped by two naked women of inequal physique, a Twiggy vs. Roseanne sort of thing. Is there a better reason to run to the store for brain-bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Yes, I trust Agaib to provide me with plenty of those images. Is there a color safe brain bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 AH! Our avatars were in PERFECT synch for a moment, there. Then it all went to hell. Um, what was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 No... not really... ooooh, Oliver! Did I get distracted again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Color safe brain bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Right... well, I haven't found any. Does that mean it doesn't exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Possibly. If I stare at Daz's Avitar long enough would it get the image out of my brain that Keith caused? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 That's a good plan! Is it just me, or is the phrase "Ride a wizard" on the perfect pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I think it's just you. If it turns and twists as it falls, is it dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 No... not necessarily... What exactly are we talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 About how sticks and stones will break your bones but whips and chains excite you. If you pick your nose, will your head really cave in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 So my mother said. Was that just a threat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Don't mothers KNOW these things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dest Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 apparently Don't mothers know that these kinds of images can give kids nightmares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Are mothers sadistic creatures who do such things just to give kids nightmares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I don't know yet! Am I supposed to give my kid nightmares?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dest Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Depends on if you want your kid crawling into bed with you Do mothers really want that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 I never did. Cold feet and butts are not endearing. Does a cold ass drive you from your bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I've never felt one. If it's on a hot babe, I wouldn't mind feeling it though... So would you like to feel a cold ass on a hot member of your sexual preference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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