Saitochan Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Well, I'm not too sure, but I'm thinking curiosity is a very interesting thing. As for the "will never test" thing, I've already spanked a few girls already... talk about what curiosity killed... What's all the fuss about new year? Shouldn't people celebrate new year during their birthdays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaduan Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 The celebration hearkens back to an ancient ritual that once took place on January 1st, during the course of which the biggest idiot in the town would be drug out into a field and beaten to death. Why does my butt itch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saitochan Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 'Cause you've been sitting in front of the computer for too long. How come this holidays made me forget everything I studied last semester? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saitochan Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Well, I guess you can, if you can get past all the bodyguards and the bullet-proof glass... What would happen if I tried to write again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 First you'd have to wake your tired and bored Muse! Then you might discover to your dismay your old muse's tastes have changed, so ask him what he likes to inspire now??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaduan Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Rocks. Lots and lots of rocks. Falling out of the sky. How exactly is mpreg supposed to work, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demoniclove Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Rocks. Lots and lots of rocks. Falling out of the sky.How exactly is mpreg supposed to work, anyway? well males don't have womb so a placenta must be implanted into the man's abdominal cavity to house the embryo . seems to me its a pretty painful process ~~~~~~~ what should never be cooked in the kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saitochan Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Puppies and kittens. Everything else is fair game (and quite tasty, most of the time). Why do stupid people seem to reproduce a lot faster than normal or smart people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylvir Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Anything played in my ear while I'm on hold. If money is the root of all evil then why do I look forward to my paycheck so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaduan Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Because evil is sexy. Do wands in the Potterverse come with a 'vibrate' setting, or do they have to pay extra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Because if the high level vibration function is too stronge, it will brake their crystal balls. How I wonder, do how the Potterites, have time to learn Magick, especially when they spend all time doing the nasty to each other in the sack??? Cal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Bitch Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Easily. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Puppies and kittens. Everything else is fair game (and quite tasty, most of the time).Why do stupid people seem to reproduce a lot faster than normal or smart people? Because it takes two or three stupid people together, in order for them to come up with one complete thought. Reproducing faster like bunnies gives them the possible options of eventually coming up with right answer by trail and error. Be kind to stupid people, they don't know any better. Unfortunate this problem seem to run in families... thus the "Bushes", and politics only seems intensify this genetic flaw of stupidity to the ultimate level! Cal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SereneLies Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 No question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YaoiMeowmaster Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 No cause she(?) was too busy pitying the stupid people :B Why is this forum so inactive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildstyled Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Because I wasn't here. Why can't I find the "key" to the mystery thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sightsoblind Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Because its always in the last place you look. Where did all the good HET fiction go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnavamp Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Because its always in the last place you look.Where did all the good HET fiction go? Same place all the rum went. Why is everything so friggen expensive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedevildog Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Same place all the rum went.Why is everything so friggen expensive? Because nothing is fuckin cheap anymore. Where the hell did all this friggin snow come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillowDarkling Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Because nothing is fuckin cheap anymore.Where the hell did all this friggin snow come from? From Iceland, we'd like it back now, please!! How come we (the public) have to pay, and not the rich f**kers who tanked the countries economy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedevildog Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 From Iceland, we'd like it back now, please!!How come we (the public) have to pay, and not the rich f**kers who tanked the countries economy? Cause them rich fuckers need to be up against the wall with a final cigarette and a blindfold, thats why. Why do cops go to Dunkin Donuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillowDarkling Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Cause them rich fuckers need to be up against the wall with a final cigarette and a blindfold, thats why.Why do cops go to Dunkin Donuts? Hahaha, I'm with you there.... uhm, yeah... Cops go to Dunkin Donuts, because they can smell it!! Why do we laugh when others fall down, but get pissed off when others laugh at us when we fall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedevildog Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Hahaha, I'm with you there....uhm, yeah... Cops go to Dunkin Donuts, because they can smell it!! Why do we laugh when others fall down, but get pissed off when others laugh at us when we fall? Cause it ain't no fuckin funny when I land on MY ass! t(^.^) Why are the good stories called lemons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnavamp Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Cause it ain't no fuckin funny when I land on MY ass!t(^.^) Why are the good stories called lemons? Because you can use them to make lemonade! Does anyone know that today is my birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedevildog Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Because you can use them to make lemonade!Does anyone know that today is my birthday? Only you... Now get over here and get your friggin spanking! Are the cameras rolling for this, gonna feed it live on youtube... Do I spend too much time on my computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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