Guest Zyx Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 Because they feel the need to compete with my cat Why doesn't my jetpack work?? Quote
maidenhair Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 because your cat tampered with it! Where are my sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads???? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 2, 2008 Report Posted June 2, 2008 Goldmember scared them off How come everyone knows what anyone is talking about when they quote random movies??? Quote
maidenhair Posted June 2, 2008 Report Posted June 2, 2008 Because we remember the things that make us happy. Why is it that the simplest things can make us feel so good inside? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 2, 2008 Report Posted June 2, 2008 because we're basically animals why do people fuck up on a daily basis? Quote
maidenhair Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Because, ultimately, we're only human. Why is it that something that feels so good, can also scare the heck outta me? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 because that's just the way life works (stupid answer thread remember?) how come the first time in five days I've had time to masturbate my penis feels sore??? Quote
maidenhair Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 because you're over-excited and pulling too hard? Without actually having a penis, it's hard for me to say. How come I'm not hungry since all I've eaten today was popcorn and a slice of cake? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Because of the same reason I wasn't hungry this afternoon though I hadn't eaten since the morning the day before I probably just walked too much though (about the soreness) you don't really notice but the fact is it gets rubbed against with every step you take how come I'm a mental and physical exhibitionist??? Quote
maidenhair Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 I've often wondered how you men can deal with all those dangly bits hanging down there in the way when you walk. *sigh* Sorry...back on topic....sexual frustration? How come I haven't heard about all the wonderful music you heard this weekend? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Because it's not as interesting telling people about it. I saw Serj Tankian (singer of System Of A Down with a solo album) and he was AWESOME. And Metallica and Bad Religion and Alter Bridge were awesome too the dangly bits are why men NEED underwair women could do without... Though that would kill the sexyness of wet panties and a lot of other stuff How come I don't really like beer?? Quote
maidenhair Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 The taste? How come you're so fluent in English? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Everyone who isn't from england or america is this fluent in english though I don't feel like capital letters right now. How come I feel like making a girl cum? Quote
maidenhair Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 Because you're a horny heterosexual man! How come I'm still not hungry? Quote
Aeka-chan Posted June 12, 2008 Report Posted June 12, 2008 Because you ate the whole bottomless tin of oysters. Is that a Jelly Baby in your pocket, or is it just really cold out? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted June 12, 2008 Report Posted June 12, 2008 yes (I love giving stupid answers) Am I firing my lazer? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted August 27, 2008 Report Posted August 27, 2008 Yes, you always are Am I Thou Lawd? Quote
SilverFox-chan Posted September 14, 2008 Report Posted September 14, 2008 Only if you have more money than Donald Trump and Bill Gates combined... Do I seem like a money grubber? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted September 15, 2008 Report Posted September 15, 2008 Yes (stupid answers ftw) Is the new metallica album AWESOME? Yes it is. What part of my body doesn't hurt? Quote
DarkCabaret Posted October 29, 2008 Report Posted October 29, 2008 Your butt crack. Why do they call it a butt CRACK? Quote
SilverFox-chan Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Because that is where the coco beans come from after being eaten and since that is also where cocaine come from the good ol' cocoa bean. Did you really want to know about that? Quote
Saitochan Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Not really... Why do I feel like spanking every girl I meet? Quote
daiyumi69 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 Because the imaginary guy on your shoulder orders you to. And for some reason their pants seem to come off whenever your around. Why did the chicken cross the road? Or was it the turkey? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted December 31, 2008 Report Posted December 31, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the road? Or was it the turkey? Roadkill can be hard to identify, let alone interpret. What does roadkill taste like? Quote
Guest Sightsoblind Posted January 1, 2009 Report Posted January 1, 2009 It tastes like dead rotting 3 day old meat... Why are we always so compelled to wonder about the things we will never test? Quote
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