Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[SilverFox-chan]

Bend over and lets find out!

Do you think this is the correct way to find out?

[madlodger]

It could be if the clues were lying on the floor. Let's all bend over and start looking

Do wizards use computers?

[SilverFox-chan]

Only if you want the muggle world to explode

Will it if wizards start using computers?

[redsliver]

they'd see a gold mine in wizarding porn.

Do wizard porn stars need fluffers or is there a spell for that?

[Guest echtrae]

They'd use a spell.

Or haven't you gotten that impression from the fan fics?

[dazzledfirestar]

Was that in one I'd written?

[Guest echtrae]

I don't know, I haven't had a chance to try and finish MSV yet.

Do you have something like that in MSV?

[redsliver]

I haven't got into it yet.

Is the MSV and STD?

[Guest echtrae]

It does behave in a viral manner, so I guess so.

Are you going to try to contract it now?

[dazzledfirestar]

I think I've already got a full blown case.

Is it really that bad?

[redsliver]

I'm afraid its terminal.

Best way to go?

[dazzledfirestar]

Under a fictional character in the throes of the Mary Sue multiple orgasm?

[redsliver]

That'll work.

How come we're born naked but we often don't die naked?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the gods just aren't that kind.

How many ways could one possibly die naked?

[madlodger]

8:

1)streaking 2) during intercourse 3) in bed sleeping 4) in bed wanking 5) heat stroke at the nude beach 6) heat stroke at the bath house 7) while being born 8) naked suicide

Did I miss any?

[dazzledfirestar]

Not as far as I can tell...

Why would someone commit naked suicide?

[madlodger]

To piss off their family or a lover and to have a last laugh.

What would be a good thing to piss off one's lover?

[dazzledfirestar]

Not generally.

Are there certain situations where I could be wrong?

[SilverFox-chan]

If your referring to blowing up the world on a dare, then yes...

Are you worried that the details of that dare might get out in the tabloids?

[dazzledfirestar]

Would anyone want to read about that?

[madlodger]

Of course! Exept, if the world was in fact blown-up on a dare - there are no tabloids

Why does my sun tan always turns out brown and never green?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because you aren't a plant... Are you?

[madlodger]

Actually I am. We reproduce by self-pollination on my planet

Why don't humans reproduce by self-pollination?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because sex is more fun.

Do you disagree?

[madlodger]

It's 50/50 as self-pollination produces this euphoric feeling when the flowers explode.

Is there discrimination against alien life-forms?