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[redsliver]

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Are you challenging me to satisfy you then?

[teeta]

Do you like challenges?

[redsliver]

I love them.

do you like your eyes rolling back into your head?

[teeta]

It depends on why they're rolling.

So ... should I challenge you?

[redsliver]

I think you already have

Does this look like a job for prison handcuffs?

[teeta]

It pretty much does.

Will we need blidfold too?

[redsliver]

Will a neck tie do?

[teeta]

Only if it's silk.

Did you buy those leather clothes in the end?

[redsliver]

I'm a little poor and half the fun would be getting you to try them on

Were you excited to wear them?

[teeta]

I couldn't wait, though a shame they can't be blue.

Where's the nearest shop we can try them on?

[SilverFox-chan]

The one just around the corner that sells wizards robes and uh, "other" things..

What are those "other" things I mentioned do you think?

[madlodger]

Magical wands and WWW special joke line.

What jokes would Weasley twins come up with for an adult store?

[teeta]

Lube that squeals loudly when used.

Any other ideas?

[madlodger]

Lube what moans: "Faster...Harder...More..." when used

Other ones?

[teeta]

Condoms that - when used with this lube - answer "Yes! Baby, oh yes!"

What about some WWW naughty toys?

[madlodger]

A box of Wild Tongues. Just dump them out into the bed and lie back, they'll take over, hehe.

Any more WWW sex toys?

[dazzledfirestar]

I always thought there could be some use for that ton tongue toffee... with a tweak or two.

Am I the only one that occured to?

[redsliver]

probably

Does that make you a weirdo or a visionary?

[teeta]

A weirdo visionary.

Could Extendable Ears make it somehow to the WWW sex toys?

[redsliver]

No, microphones are easier to hide.

Are there wizard STD's?

[Guest echtrae]

I'm sure there are.

Do you know of any?

[SilverFox-chan]

Only if you promise not to tell the CEO of Country Crock....

Does it look like I know what the hell is spewing from my fingers this time of night?

[madlodger]

Not really

Is Persian Shrivelfig a wizarding STD?

[redsliver]

Not to my understanding.

Is there something like wandorrhea?

[madlodger]

Yes, it's when a person uses someone else's wand to do kinky spells.

What would be a treatment for wandorrhea?